Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“I’ve still got two fingers left,” said Tom handsomely.

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“The girl has been kidnapped,” said Tom mistakenly.

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“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

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“That is a sick bird,” said Tom illegally.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“Who left the toilet seat down?” Tom asked peevishly.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

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“OK, you can borrow it again,” Tom relented.

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“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

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“I got demoted,” Tom admitted privately.

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“I’ve transferred my money back into a German bank account,” Tom remarked with interest.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“So only one person arrived at the party before I did?” Tom second-guessed.

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“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

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“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

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