Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

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“That city will never be rebuilt,” the prophets babble on.


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“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

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“I was removed from office,” said Tom disappointedly.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“Don’t you dare shoot that rubberband at me!” she snapped.

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“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

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“This steamroller is amazing,” said Tom flatteringly.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“We’re off to Scotland,” said Tom clandestinely.

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“I’m being sent down to the minors,” said Tom beleagueredly.

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 “Your Honor, you’re crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.

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“Get out of my hair,” was Tom’s brush-off.

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“I brush my teeth several times a day,” said Tom implacably.

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“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

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“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.

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“I pulled a hamstring,” said Tom limply.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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