Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“This is the fastest way to get drunk,” said Tom quixotically.

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“Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested.

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“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

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“I’m of greater value to you every day”, said Tom appreciatively.

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“Who goes there!” the soldier called out haltingly.

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“I used to command a battalion of German ants,” said Tom exuberantly.

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“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

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“I shall see to it well in advance,” said Tom tenderly.

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“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

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“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

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“My wife is cheating on me,” Tom cackled.

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“The escaped prisoner is camping out in the woods,” said Tom contentedly.

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“Watch this insect sail through the air,” said Tom flippantly.

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“The jelly is 50% set”, Tom affirmed.

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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

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“The average frequency of my voice is 160 Hz,” said Tom in measured tones.

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“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

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“My friend and I steal things together,” Tom corroborated.

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“I compliment the company that makes the Macintosh computer,” said Tom applauding.

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“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

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“There’s room for one more,” Tom admitted.

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