Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“I see myself as an open-minded person,” Tom said upon reflection.

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“My compliments to the company that makes the Macintosh computer”, said Tom applaudingly.

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“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

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“Use your own hair brush,” Tom bristled.

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“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

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“The doctor had to remove a bone from my arm,” said Tom humorlessly.

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“I will now demonstrate how to dissect a sheep,” delivered Tom.

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“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

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“I don’t work here on a regular basis,” said Tom casually.

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“I am removing the lining of my gloves,” Tom deferred.

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“The food here is terrible,” he muttered, swallowing his words.

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“I can no longer hear anything,” said Tom deftly.

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“One of the ten finalists in the ‘London derriere’ contest had to drop out”, said Tom asininely.

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“Your trousers have come apart!” was Tom’s unseemly comment.

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“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

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“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

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“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

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“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

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“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

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