Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“I wonder if this will unlock the palace gates,” said Tom kinkily.

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“I feel a draft,” Tom said coolly.

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“I’ve been feeding the crocodile,” said Tom offhandedly.

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“Someone bumped into me while I was brushing my teeth,” said Tom with a gleam in his eye.

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“By convention!” cussed Tom airily.

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“Eating garbage is a form of recycling, but I can’t eat any more,” said Tom wastefully.

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“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

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“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

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“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

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“This is mutiny!” said Tom bountifully.

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“I like modern painting,” said Tom abstractly.

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“So this is your new computer!” said Tom calculatingly.

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“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

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“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

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“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

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“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

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“That’s already been taken care of,” Tom pretended.

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“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

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“Are you homosexual?” Tom queried gaily.

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“I have no recollection of the last twenty-four hours,” said Tom lackadaisically.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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