Subject: Tom Swifties (Page 9)

“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.

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“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

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“Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily.

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“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

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“Europe needs more self-restraint,” said Tom continently.

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“Ein, zwei, drei, fünf,”” said Tom fearlessly.

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“It’s just gold leaf”, said Tom guiltily.

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“The vegetables are overcooked!” she steamed.

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“I clubbed a diamondback snake with a spade,” Tom said heartlessly.

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“My fellow Americans,” boomed Ronald Reagan, “I have just signed legislation to outlaw the state of Russia for ever…”

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“This salmon is excellent,” said Tom superficially.

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“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

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“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

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“We have no oranges,” Tom said fruitlessly.

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“Can I become a chorister?” Tom inquired.

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“I’d like to be a Chinese laborer,” said Tom coolly.

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“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

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“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.

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“Let’s eat kosher tonight,” said Tom judiciously.

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“The bank doesn’t want me as a customer,” said Tom unaccountably.

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“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

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