Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Fat Ho Nursing Home

Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.

Grilled Chicken Ass

Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night

We shoot earholes.

After Using the Hot Water, Please Back the Battle to There

Hebrew Orphan Asylum

A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.

Asian confusion cuisine

French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…

Living Ehglish Language

Pork with fresh garbage.

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.

Petal Attraction

If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.

Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.