Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

Signs Sports Translations

This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!

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A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

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Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor

Signs Translations

Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan

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Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.

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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

Signs Translations

To cross street push button at night.

Signs Translations

Members and Non-Members Only

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Please get a punch at window.

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Fireproof forest region – Inflammable

Signs Translations

No smoothen the lion

Signs Translations

NOKIA – connocting poopie [sic]

Communication Translations

Not to be Used for the Other Use

Signs Translations

Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)

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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Signs Translations