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Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

Don’t Throw Away Rubbish

Translations On a trash can

Sexchange Hotel

Translations In Australia

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

Translations In a Tokyo bar

TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!

Translations Sign by a lake

USB 4 Port Hug

Translations Japanese computer “Hub”

Baltic Bitch Hotel

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Translations In a Bucharest hotel lobby

Special for deformed.

Translations At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China

You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.

Sex Translations Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan

Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.

Signs Translations From a toy package in Taiwan

Helloween Party

Translations Packaging found in Japan

Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos

Translations In a Cairo restaurant

Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!

Autos Signs Translations

All Employees Must Wash Genitals

Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good

Translations On a package of t-shirts in Japan

Attention! Is not there the thing left behind of the blacksheep?

Translations On the back of a toilet door in Japan

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

Translations In a Zurich hotel

Happy Your Pocket!

Signs Translations A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan

Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]

Translations In a Tokyo Hotel