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New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
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On a t-shirt in Japan
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
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From a toy package in Taiwan
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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A mass transportation sign in China
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
Club The Kids
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Name of a children’s camp
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
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On a French restaurant menu
Old adopted mother fillet
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On a menu in China
First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for
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On a hotel in China
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Nail “Jesus”
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A nail salon in Japan
To be or Not to be… that is a guestion
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In a Japanese comic book
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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