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Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce
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On a Chinese menu
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Free people for sale
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In a store in China
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
FLAVONO – Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum
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On a pack of gum
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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On a Japanese food processor
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
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Polish Tourist Brochure
To connect your computer to the internet lard line, please refer to the instruction booklet located in the desk.
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In a Japanese hotel room
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
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A Spanish hotel ad
I'll unhitch the horse team.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “I'll make a cup of tea.”
The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Intercourse Communication
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English textbook in China
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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