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NOKIA – connocting poopie
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In China
Get a Formidabl Nigth Life
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On a t-shirt
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
We serve people like you as good food!
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Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Hotel High Up
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Name of a high-rise hotel in Japan
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
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Posted on a sidewalk tree
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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There is a nice ridge of high pressure and mild beer from the…
Subtitle on a weather report
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Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
King Tuckee’s Fried Tsiken…
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