Subject: Translations (Page 11)

HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding

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Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]

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Grossy Hair

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Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.

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Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

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You ugly, you look like your twelve year old turtle.

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Please do not fire your smoker here!

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Eat Me

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Chick out →

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Specialist in women and other diseases.

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Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

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Be Aware of Invisibility

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Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

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Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.

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A drink’s too wet without one.

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All Employees Must Wash Genitals

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Grilled Chicken Ass

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Drop your trousers here for best results.

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Don’t Throw Away Rubbish

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Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.

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Han Gummi Bears

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