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Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Signs
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
F**kin Fashion Laboratory
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On a Japanese shop window
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
St. Varentines’ Day
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Signs
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
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Ad slogan "Pepsi Comes Alive" as originally translated into Chinese
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
WARNING: Keep out of children
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On a Korean kitchen knife
I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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Having Fun Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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Signs
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In China
When crossing be careful of the footing sufficiently. Understand beforehand because the responsibility can not be assumed about the accident in case and so on.
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I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
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