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Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
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Signs
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At a Chinese zoo
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
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Signs
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Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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After Using the Hot Water, Please Back the Battle to There
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In China
Jack Off Lanterne
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On pumpkins in France
Professional 1400 Watts Hairdriver
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On a hairdryer manual
Chicken fish rabbit
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On a menu in China
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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Signs
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On a menu in China
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
USB 4 Port Hug
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Japanese computer “Hub”
St. Varentines’ Day
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Signs
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Sign at a shop in Japan
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Signs
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I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Spraying of water chicken food
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Signs
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Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
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Signs
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On a t-shirt in Japan
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
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On a jacket tag
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
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