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Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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In China
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
If you see a woman laboring, go to a hospital right away!
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n a health clinic in Chile
My innards have all been disturbed by him.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Roasting meat of our store has good meat with charcoal of Kishu. It hangs down, and it can eat.
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Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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On a menu in China
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Sign in China
Boiled Frogfish
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Club The Kids
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Name of a children’s camp
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