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Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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Signs
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A store sign
Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
Gun wounds again?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Fried fishermen
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In a Japanese restaurant
Professional 1400 Watts Hairdriver
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On a hairdryer manual
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
The dynamite is connected to a time machine.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “The dynamite is connected to a timing device.”
Eat your fingers off
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KFC's “finger lickin' good” as originally translated in China
In case of emergency, the lifeguard are under the seat in the center of the vessel.
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Sign on a ferry in San Juan harbor
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
Sign
Crime
Signs
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At a Japanese hotel
The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
Bring your spirit level.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Come in an average mood.”
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
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