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Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
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At a French swimming pool
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Helloween Party
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Packaging found in Japan
First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for
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On a hotel in China
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
Welcome Turist We Spik English
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Communication
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English
Tourists
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
French fried ships
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In a Cairo restaurant
Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
Fish & Ships
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Food/Drink
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On restaurant in the Far East
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