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You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
Look after the hygiene in the room is like: Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into the rubbish bin
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
You've got ivory skin.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You have elephant skin.”
That may disarray my
intestines.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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Signs
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I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
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In a Chinese restaurant
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
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Signs
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
Expiration date: 2 years
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From the packaging of a Chinese brand of medicine.
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Adfrboroemb & Fitch
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A bootleg pants label in China
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
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