Subject: Translations (Page 14)

Defecation Tea

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

Cooking Mother Kit

Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]

Big Hag

Drunken Bro Bar

High-Class Marsupial of CDROM.

Pond grass shrimp staying away from trouble

All Employees Must Wash Genitals

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure

No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You

TOILET – One Place One Dream

Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

Fried friendship

Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.

Fat Ho Nursing Home

NO PARKING – Other Wise Tyres Wall Be Flattered – Parking at Owner’s Risk