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Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Do Do Coffee
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Signs
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In Taiwan
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
The fear I experienced then made me poop on my horse.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
Sign
Signs
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At a park playground
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Please Open the Door Hardly
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In China
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Signs
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We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Signs
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
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In a hotel in Athens
Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
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