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I have more power in my penis than he has in his whole body.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “I have more power in my pinkie than he has in his whole body.”
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
Yu kee Food House
Translation
Signs
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
Translation
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In China
Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.
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On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes
In case of monkeys are in the forest, you can not find them.
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STOP! Drive Sideways.
Translation
Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
Attention! Is not there the thing left behind of the blacksheep?
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On the back of a toilet door in Japan
In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.
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Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
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At a safari park in Beijing
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Beware of Oncoming Cares
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A road sign
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
Typical Fast Food
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At a takeout restaurant in China
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
A drink’s too wet without one.
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On a package of dry tea biscuits
Not to be Used for the Other Use
Label
Signs
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On a Japanese food processor
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
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Emergencies
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
Fried fishermen
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In a Japanese restaurant
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