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This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
Bring your spirit level.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Come in an average mood.”
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Spraying of water chicken food
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Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
No Urinate Zone • No Pis Zone – Camera Watching You
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Outside a building in Latin America
Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
You daring lousy guy.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
Yu kee Food House
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Signs
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
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