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If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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Signs
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A mass transportation sign in China
Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
To cross street push button at night.
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At an intersection
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
What do happen!? – I want to eat cake – I like the cake and the butterfly
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Helloween Party
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Packaging found in Japan
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
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Autos
Signs
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Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Phuc Long
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Coffee packaging in Cambodia
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