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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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NOTICE No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
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Guests should announce abandonment of their rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival after the 16 o'clock at the departure will be billed as one more night.
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In a Sarajevo hotel
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
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On the faucet in a Finnish washroom
Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
Strawberry crap
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In a Japanese restaurant
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Swine
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A brand of Chinese chocolates
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
Intestines of crab.
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Description of a Dim sum plate on a menu in China
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
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