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Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
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Sign at a fishpond
Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
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In Manila Philippines
Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Fresh frozen chicken sold here
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Sign in the Philippine
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
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A Spanish hotel ad
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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Signs
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Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
You are too useless. And now I must beat you.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Squids Lice
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Package in China of Squid Slices
Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
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