Subject: Translations (Page 17)

St. Varentines’ Day

Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

Shocking

Spank the soil.

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Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!

Creap Creamy Powder

Cold Hot Drinks

Be smile with How to English!

MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

Asian confusion cuisine

Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.

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Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.