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If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Professional 1400 Watts Hairdriver
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On a hairdryer manual
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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Signs
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Caution, butt head against the wall
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Signs
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Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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Label
On a panel from a laptop
Be Aware of Invisibility
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Signs
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A road sign
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos
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In a Cairo restaurant
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
Sign
Signs
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In a Mexican elevator
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
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Signs
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At a park playground
My innards have all been disturbed by him.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Because the important activity, is gone on a sightseeing tour by you bring about forgiving inconveniently, please.
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A sign in a museum outside the forbidden city in Beijing
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