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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Signs
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Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
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At a safari park in Beijing
Mr. Zheng and his fellowworkers like to meet you and entertain you with their hostility and unique cooking techniques.
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On a Chinese menu
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
No peddling, Violators will be clamped down.
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In Taiwan
Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy
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On a t-shirt in Japan
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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Signs
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A mass transportation sign in China
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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Signs
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Sexchange Hotel
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In Australia
They teach in our Police stealthily record the talk of Stealthily people!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Special for deformed.
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At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China
Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
There is a nice ridge of high pressure and mild beer from the…
Subtitle on a weather report
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Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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Do Not Walk the Grass
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On a lawn
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Cooking Mother Kit
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A Wii children’s game
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