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Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
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At a Chinese zoo
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Over a sink in the China
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
In case of emergency, the lifeguard are under the seat in the center of the vessel.
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Sign on a ferry in San Juan harbor
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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A mass transportation sign in China
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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Fire Telephone
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On a fire extinguisher box in China
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
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Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
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In China
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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Now Showing – The Carpenters
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Outside a construction site in the Philippines
NOKIA – connocting poopie
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In China
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
Out of Work
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Betas vs. Leukemia
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On a cap in Korea
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