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Fried friendship
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In a Nepalese restaurant
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
It Bordello
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A hotel in Malta
I ♥ My Puppy
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Cat food in Japan
Hot Dog Buger
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On a picture of a type of burger in Korea
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
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From a menu in Japan
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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At a zoo in Thailand
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Protect CircumStance begibn with me.
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On a trash receptacle
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
New Shirt Happyning! – Something is about to happy!
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
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At a parking garage exit
Food Coat
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On a map of a “Food Court” in Japan mall
Chick out →
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At a store in China
Here speeching American
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At Majorcan shop entrance
Sweat from the trolley
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In a European restaurant
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