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Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
To be or Not to be… that is a guestion
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In a Japanese comic book
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
To cross street push button at night.
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Signs
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At an intersection
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
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In Manila Philippines
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Squids Lice
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Package in China of Squid Slices
Beautiful Juice from the bodies.
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Sign in Japan
Asian confusion cuisine
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Sign on an Asian restaurant
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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Please do not inside.
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Signs
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Sign at a Korean museum
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
Our Suggestion is Most Welcome
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In China
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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Signs
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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Signs
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A store sign
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