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Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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Signs
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A store sign
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
NOKIA – connocting poopie
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In China
Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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Klimax
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On packaging for counterfeit Kleenex in Qatar
Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
Typical Fast Food
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At a takeout restaurant in China
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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In Case of Emergency Brake This Wall to Escape
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In China
A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
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In a French hotel
Slip carefully!
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
Find the intruder. Capture him if he’s alive. If not, kill him.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Sweat & Sour Pork
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On a food package
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
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