Subject: Translations (Page 20)

Spider Person

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

English well talking.

Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.

Creap Creamy Powder

Please leave a pet outside.

I was just made by the Presbyterian church.

Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

Club The Kids

The freezer is out of control

Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean

Chicken anal sphincter stew

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

Han Gummi Bears

Painapple Candy

Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)