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Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
English well talking.
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From a Morrocan shop entrance
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Club The Kids
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Name of a children’s camp
The freezer is out of control
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An “out of order” sign
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
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Signs
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Sign in a park
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
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At a Japanese hotel
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)
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In a Europe restaurant
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