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Special for deformed.
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At a wheelchair accessible restroom in China
Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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Label
On a panel from a laptop
Jim is a Vietnam vet.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Jim is an animal doctor from Vietnam.”
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Pocari Sweat
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A Japanese sport drink brand
Out of Work
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Signs
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
That may disarray my
intestines.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Free people for sale
Translation
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In a store in China
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
Label
Signs
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On a jacket tag
Pond grass shrimp staying away from trouble
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On a menu in China
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Religion Free DVD Player
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On store display in China
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Fried fishermen
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In a Japanese restaurant
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