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In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Cooking Mother Kit
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A Wii children’s game
No peddling, Violators will be clamped down.
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In Taiwan
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Hotel High Up
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Name of a high-rise hotel in Japan
Body Bags
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Sign above fanny packs and handbags in Japan
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Signs
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Over a German salad bar
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
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Signs
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A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
We could not judge which the matter of still in use should be disposed
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Sign left in room at a hotel in Japan
Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
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At a park playground
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