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Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
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From a menu in Japan
Here speeching American
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At Majorcan shop entrance
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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At a zoo in Thailand
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
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In Mexico
Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area
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In a gymnasium of some sort
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
French Elegance & German Quality – If you are tired of different services always sending different, unexpirance people without konwlage of basic English, call us at…
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No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
Erection in Progress
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At a construction site in China
Petal Attraction
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On a Philippine floral shop
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
My innards have all been disturbed by him.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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No peddling, Violators will be clamped down.
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In Taiwan
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.
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From a Japanese pastry package
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
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