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Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Signs
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Sign in a park in China
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Zit
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A Greek soft drink
Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
Fook Yew
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Store name in Viet Nam
Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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Signs
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
Absolutely No Hoes of any Kind Allowed on the Practice Area
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In a gymnasium of some sort
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
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