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Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled.
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Printed on a shopping bag in Japan
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
Weddiang
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Large wedding banner in China
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Yu kee Food House
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Name of restaurant in Singapore
Special today – no ice cream.
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In a Swiss mountain inn
This WC is free of washing. Please leave off after Pissing or shitting.
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In China
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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