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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
Out of Work
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
We shoot earholes.
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In a jeweler’s window in India
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
Fresh Herpes 95¢
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In a Japan grocery store
You've got ivory skin.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You have elephant skin.”
Hotel Fux
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Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
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Pork with fresh garbage.
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From a menu in Vietnam
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Not only quench our thirst through perspiration, but supplement vitamin C positively.
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On a vitamin drink label
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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In a park in China
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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