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Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Spank the soil.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Hit the dirt.”
Stare in a coll dry place away from strong light & odours.
Instructions
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Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
I'll unhitch the horse team.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “I'll make a cup of tea.”
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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In an Acapulco hotel
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
Out of Work
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Signs
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On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
We serve people like you as good food!
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Signs
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The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
Tarts of the house.
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On a Madrid restaurant menu
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
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