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If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
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Over a sink in the China
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Choking Hazard – small Farts not for children under 3 years.
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Warning label
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
Welcome to the only Catholic Country in Asia!
Beware of Pickpockets
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Near a church in the Philippines
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Please unlight all lighted cigarettes before inhaling beyond this position.
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A no smoking sign
Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Open space mountain bacterium crow chick soup
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Found in China
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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Tea package in China
This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Strawberry crap.
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From a menu in Japan
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
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