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We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
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In Mexico
Han Gummi Bears
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On a package of seeds in China
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
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In Japan
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.
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From a menu
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Over a German salad bar
I love Dalmatian – only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing I must go to you stay a place
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On a ‘Dalmatian-spotted’ a gift bag in Japan
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Free people for sale
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In a store in China
No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring
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On a “Diet Water” bottle
Jack Off Lanterne
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On pumpkins in France
NO PARKING – Other Wise Tyres Wall Be Flattered – Parking at Owner’s Risk
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At a parking garage in India
Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
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At a French swimming pool
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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In a Japanese hotel
The parsley explodes muscle
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On a menu in China
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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“Facial and Body Remover”
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