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To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
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On a jacket tag
Toes with butter and jam
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On a restaurant menu in Bali
You are too useless. And now I must beat you.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Please leave a pet outside.
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At a restaurant
Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
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Sign in a laundry
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Botanic Sweet Words – Remove Horniness in 1 Minute
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On a package of an edible product in South Africa
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Michaelsoft Binbows
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A computer store in Japan
Microsoft Windows
Chicken fish rabbit
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On a menu in China
Mang Donalds
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Name of a burger restaurant
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
Sorry For the Inconvenient
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Sign in the Philippines
Jack Off Lanterne
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On pumpkins in France
No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of a private school
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
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On packaging for a stir fry pan
Cash Recycling Machine
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