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Ejaculate Gang
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On a sign in China
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
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On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
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From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
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At a park playground
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
No peddling, Violators will be clamped down.
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In Taiwan
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
You'll enjoy one of the biggets emotions of this life. And the facilities Camp. Guides as natives, all experts, will bring you trough troubles waters, just where a few have made it. Be you one of them. Meals in open fire never taste so goo.
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From a Venezuelan travel brochure
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
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Grilled Chicken Ass
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On a food package in China
Baby Maker
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Brand of Japanese CDs
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
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In Japan
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
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