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Pork with fresh garbage.
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From a menu in Vietnam
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
Religion Free DVD Player
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On store display in China
NOKIA – connocting poopie [sic]
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Communication
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When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Please do not invade Madame’s private parts.
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Sign intended to keep tourists from entering a master bedroom at a chateau
Small fish f**ks
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On a menu in China
Carefully Fall Into the River!
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A caution sign by a river in Japan
The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
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In a Rome hotel
English well talking.
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From a Morrocan shop entrance
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Out of Control
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Sign hanging on a urinal in Korea
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Let It Manage Your Coins
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On a Chinese change purse
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
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