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Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Duanshu Washing-Liquid Can quickly enter the private parts skin the inside the exoenzyme, and kill the fungi, bacteria.
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On a product in a Chinese hotel room
Body Bags
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Sign above fanny packs and handbags in Japan
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Black coffee has great features which other coffees have never had: Non-sugar.
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From the packaging of a Japanese brand of coffee
F**kin Fashion Laboratory
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On a Japanese shop window
I'm Dripper
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A Japanese instant coffee
Live Lobster
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On package of frozen lobster in a Korean market
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
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Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
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A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
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