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The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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They teach in our Police stealthily record the talk of Stealthily people!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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If you are stolen, call the police at once.
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A mass transportation sign in China
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
To connect your computer to the internet lard line, please refer to the instruction booklet located in the desk.
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In a Japanese hotel room
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.
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A toy package warning
Please deposit your valuables in the management.
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A Chinese hotel instruction Card
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
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In the window of a Swedish furrier
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Signs
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Asian confusion cuisine
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Sign on an Asian restaurant
Have You Eat? – Eat For the Butter Growth – We Have Food * Solft Drinks Here
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Outside an Oriental market
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
TOILET – One Place One Dream
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In China
Please do not fire your smoker here!
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A no smoking sign
For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
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Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket
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