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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight – Healthy For Bady Yours One Choicel
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On a manually operated squeeze flashlight in China
The demon moustache squid roast
The banana squid/egg squid roasts
The shrimp burns
The meatballs fries, every the wood
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At a restaurant in Thailand
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
Signs
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At a Japanese hotel
Soon Go Fatt
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Name of Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur
Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Signs
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Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style)
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In a Europe restaurant
Look after the hygiene in the room is like: Rubbish, Paper, Shell of fruit must put into the rubbish bin
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Happiness is getting past pasta joke.
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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On package of tea in China
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Do Not Stay Here Long
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Under a “Falling Rocks” sign in China
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
We make modern and antiques furnitures
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Sign in the Philippines
No smoothen the lion
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Signs
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A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
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