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Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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In a Rhodes tailor shop
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Superglans
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A Netherlands car wax brand
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Signs
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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STOP! Drive Sideways.
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Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
Please Throw Anything & Toilet Paper Into the Toilet Bowel
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In China
Huge Crap Seafood Restaurent
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Eat Me
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A restaurant name in India
This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Super Lusty
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Signs
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Chinese battery brand
In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.
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I AM TRUCK CAP
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On a cap in Laos
Happiness is getting past pasta joke.
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Signs
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We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
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Signs
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In a Japanese restaurant
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
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