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Please to bathe inside the tub.
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In a Japanese hotel room
Special cocktails for women with nuts
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On a Chinese menu
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
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Signs
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A restaurant sign in Malaysia
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
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Signs
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“Facial and Body Remover”
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
Bring your spirit level.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “Come in an average mood.”
MAMA Put Myguns the Ground Shoot Them It More
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On a t-shirt in Japan
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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Signs
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A store sign
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house.
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Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant
Phuc Long
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Coffee packaging in Cambodia
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Here speeching American.
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At a Morrocan shop entrance
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