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Fujieda coffee – The taste of the Japanese mother
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On a package of coffee in Japan
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water
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Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring
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On a “Diet Water” bottle
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
English well speaking
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From a Majorcan shop entrance
Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
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Sign at a fishpond
Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.
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From a toy package found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Chicken anal sphincter stew
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On a menu in Korea
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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Signs
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In a Zurich hotel
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
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Signs
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Closed between merry christmas and a happy new year.
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Sign on a Pakistani grocery-store in Norway
Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
Weddiang
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Large wedding banner in China
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. [sic]
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In a Tokyo Hotel
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