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Eat your fingers off
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KFC's “finger lickin' good” as originally translated in China
Not to be Used for the Other Use
Label
Signs
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On a Japanese food processor
95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
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On a clothing label
Take me home, let’s make happy in your basket!
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On a Japanese bread wrapper
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
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In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
Irony Fire Extinguisher
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A sign in China
You've got ivory skin.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You have elephant skin.”
There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Helloween Party
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Packaging found in Japan
Take care to fall into water
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
I please your uterus. You kiss my toes. It’s fair.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Boiled Frogfish
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Garlic Coffee
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In a European restaurant
Dri-fit is special – Warm wash with like colours – Do not use softeners or bleach – Line dry, Don’t tumble dry – If you don’t follow these instructions you will stink.
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Clothing label in Hong Kong
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
This product not tested on animals.
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On a New Zealand insect spray
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
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In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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Signs
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Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
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