Subject: Translations (Page 4)

Now Showing – The Carpenters

Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Drop your trousers here for best results.

All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.

Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

Polio

Typical Fast Food

Children soup.

Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!

This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

Spider Person

I was just made by the Presbyterian church.

Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring

Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate

Electricity Blower