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Dresses for street walking.
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Outside a Paris dress shop
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Signs
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Over a German salad bar
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
It passes this ahead, it slips out, and it doesn’t come
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On a ‘No Passing Ahead’ sign in Japan
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
Our Suggestion is Most Welcome
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In China
Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
Please get a punch at window.
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In a parking garage
Parking punch card
Juicy & Purple
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Candy package in Korea
Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
To be or Not to be… that is a guestion
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In a Japanese comic book
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
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In a Vienna hotel
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Intercourse Communication
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English textbook in China
Members and Non-Members Only
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Outside a Mexico City disco
The parsley explodes muscle
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Signs
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On a menu in China
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Out of Control
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Sign hanging on a urinal in Korea
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
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