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Now Showing – The Carpenters
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Outside a construction site in the Philippines
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.
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A toy package warning
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
All Of You Listen to Me – Don’t Disturb Here, I Will Call Police Catch You, Don’t Come to my Bangalow House, Understand, O.K. — I Hate All of You.
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Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. We hope you want to drop in. In the close village you can buy jolly memorials for when you pass away.
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In the brochure of an Italian hotel in the Dolomites area
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
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Signs
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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
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In a park in China
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Typical Fast Food
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At a takeout restaurant in China
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
Fresh frozen chicken sold here
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Sign in the Philippine
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
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On a jacket tag
Spider Person
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On bootleg Spiderman stickers
I was just made by the Presbyterian church.
Subtitle from a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith
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Half the fat and calories of regular water! *contains artificial water flavoring
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On a “Diet Water” bottle
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
Warning! If The Help Desk Thinks Your Question is Stupid, We Will Set You On Fire
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Sign in a hotel
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