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I Agree With the Cosmetic Surgery
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On a t-shirt in Hong Kong
SERVING SUGGESTION: Defrost.
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On frozen Chow Mein from China
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
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On the faucet in a Finnish washroom
TAKE CARE! – Fall Into Water Carefully!
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Sign by a lake
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!
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On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!
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Label
On a panel from a laptop
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Phuc Long
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Coffee packaging in Cambodia
95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
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On a clothing label
Valued Squirrel
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Signs
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Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Caution, butt head against the wall
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Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
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In a Taiwan cafeteria
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
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Signs
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Sign in China
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
Label
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On a jacket tag
Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.
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On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
Be Careful of Crashing Head
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Sign in a park in China
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