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iPoo
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On boxes of iPod ripoffs in China
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
He was stuck in his zipper.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He reciprocated.”
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Please do not bring solicitors into your room
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At a hotel in Thailand
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
Painapple Candy
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In Japan
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
Slip carefully!
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Signs
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
If You Are Stolen, Call the Police At Once.
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In China
Tofu is made of soybeans, water, and magnesium chloride.
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Food/Drink
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On a hotel menu in Japan
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
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Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
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A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Asian confusion cuisine
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Sign on an Asian restaurant
Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Be Aware of Invisibility
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A road sign
Please don’t torch yourself, Let us help you to try out. Thanks!
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On a clothing fitting room in China
Very Suspicious Supermarket
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