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A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played.
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From a Russian chess book
The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
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A Spanish hotel ad
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
No Crossing Pedestrians will be apprehended.
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Sign in the Philippines
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Hello! I am here, Please
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At a tourist spot in China
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Teppan Yaki (Before Your Cooked Right Eyes)
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In a Japanese restaurant
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
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Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Weddiang
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Large wedding banner in China
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
It Bordello
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A hotel in Malta
Boys style little chickens.
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From a menu in Spain
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream
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In a China restaurant
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
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From a menu in China
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
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A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
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