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Sweat from the trolley
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In a European restaurant
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
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Signs
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Hot dogs and AIDS – 2.50
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In a Chinese grocery store
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Cold Hot Drinks
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Sign outside store
There is a nice ridge of high pressure and mild beer from the…
Subtitle on a weather report
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Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
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In Manila Philippines
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Signs
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
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Signs
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At a park playground
Squids Lice
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Package in China of Squid Slices
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Klimax
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On packaging for counterfeit Kleenex in Qatar
Its translucent color so alluring and its taste and aroma so gentle and mellow offer admiring feelings of a graceful lady. Enjoy soft and juicy Kasugai Muscat Gummy.
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On the packaging of Japanese candy
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.
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From a toy package found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
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Signs
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In Japan
Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
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