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Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
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In a Tokyo shop
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water
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It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
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Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
None ID, Nothing Entry
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Sign in the Philippines
Huge Crap Seafood Restaurent
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A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
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In an East African newspaper
Wanted! Afternoon, Counter Hand Job – Apply Within
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In Australia
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
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A store sign
Breakfast Supper Burrito – sausage, harsh brown, egg…
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On 'wrapped burrito’
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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In a Mexican elevator
Chick out →
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At a store in China
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Living Ehglish Language
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English instruction book in Korea
We serve people like you as good food!
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Signs
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You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
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Foam sword bean coarse cereals wraps up flesh
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From menu in China
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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