Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Translations
(Page 5)
Strawberry crap
Translation
Translations
In a Japanese restaurant
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Translations
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Translation
Translations
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
Stop: Drive Sideways.
Translation
Translations
Detour sign in Kyushi Japan
Intercourse Communication
Translation
Translations
English textbook in China
Please Open the Door Hardly
Translation
Translations
In China
Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
Translation
Translations
Sign at a fishpond
Cooking Mother Kit
Translation
Translations
A Wii children’s game
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
Translation
Translations
In a hotel in Athens
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.
Translation
Translations
On packaging for a stir fry pan
Please Do Not Feed the Fishes With Your Private
Translation
Translations
I AM TRUCK CAP
Translation
Translations
On a cap in Laos
Huge Crap Seafood Restaurent
Translations
I have been scared shitless too much lately.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Translations
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a tailor's shop
I'm Dripper
Translation
Translations
A Japanese instant coffee
Baby on Road
Translation
Translations
Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
Women Kingdom
Translation
Translations
At a women’s restroom in China
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
Translation
Translations
In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.
Translation
Translations
Page 5 of 27
« First
« Previous
3
4
5
6
7
Next »
Last »