Subject: Translations (Page 5)

Strawberry crap

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Intercourse Communication

Please Open the Door Hardly

Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.

Cooking Mother Kit

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.

Please Do Not Feed the Fishes With Your Private

I AM TRUCK CAP

Huge Crap Seafood Restaurent

I have been scared shitless too much lately.

I'm Dripper

Baby on Road

Women Kingdom

Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim

In summertime, the arms that pass near my lit cigaret are bare. Tobacco, Mosquito, Sun.