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It Bordello
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A hotel in Malta
Our spear is useless… You better use it for mixing excretory.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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There are Forbidden Fruits in the Hotel – Thank You
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At a hotel in China
English well talking.
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From a Morrocan shop entrance
Wrong Design
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Large sign on a building in Hong Kong
Burning politely, one by one, these cakes send deliciousness to you.
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On a pack of Japanese rice tea cakes
Non-Stick Pan – Wooden Handle – Flying Pan
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On a frying pan
You’d better begin your sexual intercourse after the delivery after the one mouth check-up with a doctor.
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Sex
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Notice for pregnant women at a health center in Japan
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
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In a Bucharest hotel lobby
This is natural deliciousness given from warm solar light and a rich field. Attach it to time of your wonderful tea. Please ear it on the tea time of afternoon.
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On the wrapper of a brand of tea cookies
Enviro Mental Protection Area
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Signs
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Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Colon Plus
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A Spanish detergent
Fried friendship
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In a Nepalese restaurant
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
Tarts of the house.
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On a Madrid restaurant menu
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Corn Frake – Choco
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On a package of cereal in the Orient
Hotel Krak
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Hotel in Poland
STOP! Drive Sideways.
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Signs
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A detour sign in Japan
Come Broil Yourself at Your own Table.
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On a “family style” restaurant in Hong Kong
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