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Signs
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On a Japanese food processor
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
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In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.
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From a toy package found in Chinatown in San Francisco
Clean Finger Nail
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Brand of Chinese tissues
Peppers Love Small Cock
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On a menu in China
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
100% – 21 Centuries Latest Model – It is sold and impressive to appear on market – Worl Express! Convulse enter!! – The External Sppearance is Novel
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Club The Kids
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Name of a children’s camp
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
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In Japan
Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
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In Manila Philippines
Do Do Coffee
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In Taiwan
You're grounded.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “You are forbidden to fly.”
Welcome to try to eat
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On a buffet in China
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
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On a menu in China
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
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A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Pet Sweat
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On bottled water
Non customer Never Trash. Only Trash People Trash With No order & We call them Trash
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Sign above trash can in a Asian restaurant
Baby on Road
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Similar to a ”Baby on Board” sticker on a car
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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