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The Dream has Gradually Grown
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On a t-shirt
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Hoilet
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Sign over toilet in China
95% LYCRA BUMBAC – 5% LYCRA – Hand wash – Do Not Bieach – Do NOt Waning – Low/ron – Do Not Tvmbie Dry
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On a clothing label
Starbox Coffee
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At a Starbucks chop ripoff in China
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
Don’t Throw Away Rubbish
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On a trash can
Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
Let’s decompose and enjoy assembling!
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Instructions on a puzzle toy in Taiwan
Fish & Ships
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Food/Drink
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On restaurant in the Far East
Not to be Used for the Other Use
Label
Signs
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On a Japanese food processor
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
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In a Tokyo bar
Electricity Blower
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Sign for hair dryer in China
Please Help Our Comfort Room Clean
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
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Signs
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A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
Caution, butt head against the wall
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Signs
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This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
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In Manila Philippines
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
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