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Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Signs
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Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Get Closer To Urinal For a Better Life
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In a men’s room in China
Sorry, I am unintentional! – Funny Toy
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On practical joke toy in China
Nudist WearHouse
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Clothing store in Tokyo
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
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Signs
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Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Fuk Tat
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A shop in Hong Kong
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a Rome laundry
Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Now I feel flatulent, and you did it.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Great looks. And brian, too.
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Part of iPod ad in Taiwan
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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At a zoo in Thailand
First crowing of chicken fetus – various guestrooms offered for
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On a hotel in China
Super Lusty
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Chinese battery brand
The dynamite is connected to a time machine.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “The dynamite is connected to a timing device.”
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Milk – the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young
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On a mug in Japan
Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Carspa – Best hand job
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A carwash in the Philippines
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
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