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Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
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At a Japanese restaurant
Cooking Mother Kit
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A Wii children’s game
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Belgrade hotel elevator
Body Bags
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Sign above fanny packs and handbags in Japan
Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.
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Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each
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In China
Kolic
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Japanese mineral water
Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
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At a Madrid hotel
Experience is needed but not required.
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Philippine classified ad
The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking
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On a t-shirt in Japan
Not to be Used for the Other Use
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On a Japanese food processor
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
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On the door of a Moscow hotel room
As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
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Polish Tourist Brochure
Beward of Sharp Edge Open.
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On a Chinese bottle cap
Fried friendship
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In a Nepalese restaurant
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
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At a Budapest zoo
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
Be smile with How to English!
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Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish
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On a menu in China
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