Subject: Translations (Page 9)

Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Cooking Mother Kit

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Body Bags

Warning! Put the chewing gum eats for myself in the garbage box surely oneself. Do not vomit to the floor, never throw away, never join to the stage, and never rub against the wall.

Dork Biscuit Stick $ 0.69/each

Kolic

Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.

Experience is needed but not required.

The Amusing Rock Music While Drinking

Not to be Used for the Other Use

Use repeatedly for severe damage.

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.

Beward of Sharp Edge Open.

Fried friendship

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman

Be smile with How to English!

The adopted mother returns to a pot of fish