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Caution, butt head against the wall
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Body Bags
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Sign above fanny packs and handbags in Japan
Spleen omelet, fisherman's crap soup, calf pluck, bowels
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On a Greek menu
If you have special things such as: Gold, Bucks, and other thing to keep oneself.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Fook Kit Transportation Co.
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In Viet Nam
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Apple Stoer
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On an Apple Store ripoff in China
Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
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On an Athens restaurant menu
The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand
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On a menu in China
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.
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In China
I Agree With the Cosmetic Surgery
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On a t-shirt in Hong Kong
Jojo’s Beauty Salon, for Man and Woman
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On a billboard in Asia
Chew your meat for you – pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours because I like you – Passionate
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On a t-shirt in Japan
1. Lift up the brainpan of crocodile until it make the sound as “KACA.” 2. Press down the tooth of the crocodile randomly…
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Part of the instructions on a game in China
Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
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In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Today Is Under Construction — Thank You For Understanding
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Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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On the menu at a Polish hotel
Pepelea's Meat Balls
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In a Romanian restaurant
Super Ass Gyrosvv
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Menu in France
Indonesian Nazi Goreng
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In Hong Kong
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