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Shocking
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A Japanese chewing gum
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
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Signs
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At a zoo in Thailand
Please No Conversation, No Saliva
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Sign in China
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
Dangerous Not to Swim
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Warning sign in Mexico
Polio
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A Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash.
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Sign in a Tokyo taxi
Chocolate – We Used Enough Milk It. You Will Be Satisfined With The Plentiful Milk Taste.
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On a chocolate wrapper
Be smile with How to English!
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Textbook at an English academy in South Korea
Method of Telling Love is Various
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On a t-shirt in Japan
He was stuck in his zipper.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He reciprocated.”
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
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In a Leipzig elevator
English well speaking
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From a Majorcan shop entrance
Carspa – Best hand job
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Signs
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A carwash in the Philippines
He built all the components from household waste.
Subtitle from unknown movie
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For “He built all the components from scratch.”
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
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Signs
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Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
Children soup.
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From a menu in India
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
I Agree With the Cosmetic Surgery
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On a t-shirt in Hong Kong
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse
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In a Hong Kong restaurant
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
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In a Yugoslavian hotel
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