Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 10)

All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

American actor

I’m not confident on which end that came out of.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Woody: What’s going on Mr. Peterson?

Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.’

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

[a man rushes in to meet Karen] Miss Walker, I came as soon as you called.

Karen: Well that’s really none of my business, but thanks for sharing.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.

(1959 – ) American actor

That’s what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped ’em out of Manhattan.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m callin’ you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Well shit in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up first.


Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

(1932 – 2005) Canadian actor

Woody: What’s going on, Mr. Peterson?

Another layer for the winter, Woody.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008; Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

It doesn’t seem fair, does it Norm … that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur

Superiorority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Some people just shake’n bake, but I buy’n fry.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian

Mary Jo: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.

Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

(1951 – ) American actress

By the way, I faked every orgasm!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor