Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 10)

Mother, there are terrorist cells that are more nurturing than you are.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Family Mothers TV/Movie Quotes

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

[to the family] Dinner's gonna be late. [goes outside] Here, boy! Here, boy!


TV/Movie Quotes

Lobster Greenberg

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The whole conjugation was asleep.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Vivian: That would make you a… lawyer.
Edward: What makes you think I’m a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.

Carla: What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Even Oedipus didn’t see his mother coming.

(1958 – ) American actress, film producer & model
TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

[after Raymond sees Deborah crying all alone]: Do you cry because I’m stupid?

Deborah: No, I eat ice cream because you are stupid.

(1958 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Susan: Arthur, will you take my hand?

Arthur: That would leave you with one!

(1935 – 2002) English actor, comedian, composer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

I have an interesting case. I’m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’m getting paid by eight people.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Family TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I’m callin’ you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

Vivian: You’re late.
Edward Lewis: You’re stunning.
Vivian: You’re forgiven.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes