Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 14)

The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour Martinizing.

(1949 – ) American actor, comedian & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: You’re not alone.

Agoraphobe: But I AM alone!

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes

I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free.

(1934 – ) American actress, dancer, activist & author
Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Facts are meaningless; you can use facts to prove anything that’s remotely true!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I thought to myself, join the army… it’s free; so I figured while I’m here I’ll lose a few pounds… I’m going to walk out of here a Lean, Mean, Fightin’ Machine!

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

God bless those pagans.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Lou: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.

Ted: Cue cards, Lou. I don’t know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.

Murray: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

In a pig’s dye.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he’s coming over here to claim his pound of fish.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We’re not fighting, Carla. We’re merely discussing a little difference of opinion… I think Sam is a heartless mindless slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I want sex.

Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Kathleen Turner)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes