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I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

Danny DeVito

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

Emotions Love TV/Movie Quotes As Louie De Palma in “Taxi”

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Deterrent

Greg, Honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Martha Smith

(1953 – ) American model & actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Babs Jansen in “Animal House”

Last will & tentacle

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Testament

What on Earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes Hangover

Secretary: Someday you’ll drown in a vat of whiskey.
Field’s reply as an aside: Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting?

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes From “Never Give a Sucker an Even Break” Whiskey

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor: Certainly. You take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turban.

Marty Feldman

(1934 – 1982) English writer, comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Igor in “Young Frankenstein”

Kenneth: Your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet, it's you.
Liz: That's his opinion.

Tina Fey

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Liz Lemon in “30 Rock”

Nora Charles: I read where you were shot, in the tabloids.
Nick Charles: It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.

William Powell

(1892 – 1984) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Nick Charles in “The Thin Man”

Joe Grant: “You bastard!”
’Rico’ Fardan: Yes sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you sir are a self-made man.

Lee Marvin

(1924 – 1987) American actor

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As ‘Rico’ Fardan In “The Professionals”

Sam: What’d you like Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

Beer TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Kids, kids, I'm not going to die; that only happens to bad people.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Death TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria: Ma, are you in some kind of trouble?
Edith: No, and I can’t tell you what it is!

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes Pope

Bart, stop pestering Satan!

Marge Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Julie Kavner)

TV/Movie Quotes

Women Liberteens

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Libertarians

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

People TV/Movie Quotes Women As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets”

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Voodoo

I’m going to be deported. Sent home in disgrace. Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay or, as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service.

Kunal Nayyar

(1981 – ) Indian-English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Raj in “The Big Bang Theory”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 14)

I’d say that the Meathead probably got magnesia and forgot where his mouth was.

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

Greg, Honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Last will & tentacle

What on Earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

Secretary: Someday you’ll drown in a vat of whiskey.
Field’s reply as an aside: Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting?

Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor: Certainly. You take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turban.

Kenneth: Your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet, it's you.
Liz: That's his opinion.

Nora Charles: I read where you were shot, in the tabloids.
Nick Charles: It’s not true. He didn’t come anywhere near my tabloids.

Joe Grant: “You bastard!”
’Rico’ Fardan: Yes sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you sir are a self-made man.

Sam: What’d you like Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Give me another beer.

Hey, Alex – You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

Kids, kids, I'm not going to die; that only happens to bad people.

Gloria: Ma, are you in some kind of trouble?
Edith: No, and I can’t tell you what it is!

I’m saying I can’t afford to make no donations to no Catholic charities. If you need the money that bad, wire the Pope, he’s got more money than God.

Bart, stop pestering Satan!

Women Liberteens

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo.

I’m going to be deported. Sent home in disgrace. Exposed to the sardonic barbs of my cousin Sanjay or, as you may know him, Dave from AT&T customer service.