Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 15)

It is not true that sex degrades women… if it is any good.

(1965 – ) English comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.

TV/Movie Quotes

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

(1979 – 2008) Australian actor & director
TV/Movie Quotes

That dame is older than the Continental Shelf!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Age Old TV/Movie Quotes

You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up.’

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication TV/Movie Quotes

Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t want you going to jail, Archie… you never could get used to a strange bathroom.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

He’s perfect for her – he has no apparent spine, and she can wrap him round her little finger.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[after sex with the monster] Oh, where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Mr. Buckman: Our Amanda’s already skipped two grades. How about your boy?

Gomez: Probation!

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Arms TV/Movie Quotes

No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of.

(1946 – ) American actor & filmmaker
TV/Movie Quotes

Most of ’em have more hismones than hermones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I hope I’m not disturbing you.

Mary: I was in bed.

Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you’re alone!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Men don’t like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to… you know… lower cuddling.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Pete: Just don’t ask me to lend you any money.

Ben Stone: Can I just – have some?

(1982 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, producer, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

To you, I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs God TV/Movie Quotes