Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 17)

Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right, no, the duty, to make a complete ass of myself.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s your most troublesome problem, Norm?

Norm: Well that’s tough to say, Coach. Let’s see I’m overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I’ve never been happier.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re germinatin’ all over me!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You want me to strap her [dead Aunt Edna] to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m glad he’s single because I’m going to climb that like a tree.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I'll get some aspirin and we caI’ll get some aspirin and we can sit here and solve the case of the wife who’s not getting any. n sit here and solve the case of the wife who's not getting any.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

What would you say to a beer, Norm?

Hi ya, sailor. New in town?

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

My grandfather’s great… he’s a great-grandfather.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes

I love my family, but that is no reason why I need to acknowledge them in public.

(1929 – ) English actress & singer
Family TV/Movie Quotes

What’s the matter with you these days, M’Lynn? You got a reindeer up your butt?

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

(1937 – ) Welsh actor & composer
TV/Movie Quotes

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Music TV/Movie Quotes

Women don’t respect salad eaters.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Men People TV/Movie Quotes Women

I hope he doesn't make a testicle out of himself.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Women… can’t live with ‘em… pass the beer nuts.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes Women

[When his girlfriend is leaving him] You can’t go! All the plants are gonna die!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don’t amount to a hill of beans; but this is our hill… and these are our beans!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born?
Chicolini: I don’t-a remember. I was just a little baby.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
TV/Movie Quotes