Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 17)

The devil and all his nimps.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel.

(1938 – ) American actor
Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes

We can hike anytime; this is our chance to see cars driving.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Come on, one day this may double in value and be worth half what I paid for it!

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard Johnson: Y’know, Nietzsche says: “Out of chaos comes order.”

Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

(1930 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman’s mouth?

(1967 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Kyle, [his daughter’s boyfriend] just so you know, if you ever pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up.

(1948 – 2003) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Monica: Okay, everybody. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away.

(1938 – ) American actor
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes

I just kissed you, rubbed your chest, kissed you again in an impure manner – you never took your eyes off the TV! Ten years ago all I had to do was be awake… sometimes not even that!

(1958 – ) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Al, you're meddling with powers which, like a woman's body, you know nothing about.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes Women

He tried wearing an allergy tag, but his neck was too weak to support it.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Novelties and notions? What kind of notions you got?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

So many assholes… so few bullets…

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You ain’t got no qualifidations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!

(1937 – ) American actor
Situations TV/Movie Quotes