Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 17)

That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille; I used to rub the dirty parts.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Pugsley: We're not shy!

Wednesday: We're contagious.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

You wear the pants, Liz. You don’t necessarily pull them off, because of your hips, but you wear them.

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t Cinemax.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

She was so anally retentive she couldn’t sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Dick Cheney presented Donald Rumsfeld with a Defender of the Constitution Award… and, yes, the irony was lost on both of them.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

In the news today Ellen DeGeneres announced that she was gay, and in related news Richard Simmons announced today that he is really, really gay.

TV/Movie Quotes

This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Kenneth: Your landlord called and he says it's not the toilet, it's you.

Liz: That's his opinion.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I'd like to see Paris before I die… Philadelphia will do.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Places TV/Movie Quotes

Never play in a rigged game, unless you rig it yourself.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: Ok, Joey, we’ll do it one more time. Don’t forget the rules – heads I win, tails you lose.

Joey: Just flip the coin!

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

[on George Burns’s 100th birthday] I don’t know the secret to his longevity, but I think I speak for all of us when I say I hope Pauly Shore doesn’t know it either.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

How’s about a beer, Norm?

That’s that amber sudsy stuff, right? I’ve heard good things about it.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Even Oedipus didn’t see his mother coming.

(1958 – ) American actress, film producer & model
TV/Movie Quotes