Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 18)

There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

If you really want something in life you have to work for it; now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

Mitch Robbins: What if I can’t?

Barbara: We’ll jump off that bridge when we come to it.

(1951 – ) American actress & playwright
TV/Movie Quotes

My favorite kind of wild animal is on a plate.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Animals TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I just love what you’ve done with your apartment, Mary!

Mary: But I haven’t done anything.

Sue Ann: I know. That took guts!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas; you know, the birth of Santa.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m a Mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: There are three types of women I don’t get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.

Norm: [to Cliff] He’s added one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Look at you, you’re white as a goat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Never play in a rigged game, unless you rig it yourself.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers! (referring to giant door knockers)

Inge: Oh, thank you, Doctor.

(1944 – ) American actress & dancer
TV/Movie Quotes

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: Thanks, Niles. You are a good brother and a credit to the psychiatric profession.

Niles: You’re a good brother, too.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Whenever Mrs Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

(1917 – 2000) American actor, composer, pianist & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Joe Grant: “You bastard!”
’Rico’ Fardan: Yes sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you sir are a self-made man.

(1924 – 1987) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Marie: Who keeps pornography for twenty-nine years?

Frank: Anyone married to you.

(1935 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

No, with women, I never cry. Never. I beg

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Hannah: Excessive masturbation?

Mickey: You gonna start knockin’ my hobbies?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes