Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 19)

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
Time TV/Movie Quotes

That woman’s as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

The two of you was intricate together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

It’s like my brain and my penis are locked in a chess match and I’m letting Him win.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a funny ol’ world… man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not really the heroic type. I was beat up by Quakers.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

(1943 – ) English comedian, writer, television host & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The man ain’t got a regleamin’ feature.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: He’s trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Carla: He wants you to wear a padded bra?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Umbiblical cord

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I’m sorry I was late, Sam. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Sam: Yeah, but you wouldn’t.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

No matter how long we’ve been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, “turn me over.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: Did you ever have a pet?

Coach: You mean like an animal?

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes

I suppose you know you have a wonderful body. I’d like to do it in clay.

(1925 – ) American singer & actress
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes