Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 19)

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?

Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.


Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Two and two is four and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

The suspense is terrible… I hope it’ll last.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

This isn’t the state of California, it’s a state of insanity.

(1919 – 2003) American actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: It’s a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home.

Carla: So were you.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar… I thought it was terrible wine.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

The prostitution rests.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we’re gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

“Do you know who I used to be?”

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

Kids, kids, I'm not going to die; that only happens to bad people.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Death TV/Movie Quotes

Ooo, she’s so cold, sweetie! I’ll just bet she has her period in cubes.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I hope I’m not disturbing you.

Mary: I was in bed.

Sue Ann: Oh, good. Then you’re alone!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Sorry, Peg, I didn’t hear you; I was thinking of killing myself.

(1946 – ) American actor
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: And where the hell do you think you’re going?

Martin: To sit in the tub with a toaster and wait for the power to come back on.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
Husbands Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

I'm not a bath man myself; more of a cologne man.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Thats like saying Prada’s are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes