Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 19)

Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?

(1958 – ) American singer & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Children Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I can see you’re still waiting on that spine donor.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I’m pale and I’m redheaded. I don't tan – I stroke!

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

He who laughs last, laughs west.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: Well what am I supposed to do if you die?

Edina: Get cabs!

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

“Do you know who I used to be?”

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Sex again Peg? … we’ve been married seventeen years now; can’t we just be friends?

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Peggy: I want sex.

Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it.

(1946 – ) American actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Where did we go right?

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

Boris: If, by some mistake, I’m not killed tomorrow, would you marry me?

Sonja: What do you think the odds are?

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat] Peggy: I wonder what their parents were.

Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes