Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 2)

Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that’s a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you’re doing it to!

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Welfare incipients

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Honey… bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
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Cleo Borden: Yeah, for a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived.
Young Fellow: You mean to say you reformed?
Cleo Borden: No, I got over being ashamed.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

I'm an Aquarium.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve got a slight weight problem… I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression… along with a lot of pizzas!

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I’m sorry I was late, Sam. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Sam: Yeah, but you wouldn’t.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
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That’s it! I can't take this anymore! … This is worse than Chinese Waiter Torture.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Richard Finch: Why do you wanna work on television?
Bridget: I’ve got to leave my job because I shagged my boss.
Richard Finch: Fair enough. Start on Monday.

(1969 – ) American actress & producer
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You know those cute little Japanese dolls that you rub on the belly for luck? … I’m taking one out to dinner tonight.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
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But they have one great redeeming feature: their wallets! More capacious than an elephant’s scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on!

(1955 – ) English actor
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Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

(1963 – ) American actor & producer
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True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Spontanooity

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

(1923 – 1986) American actor
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Scream if you need anything.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
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Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We're on a mission from God.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
TV/Movie Quotes