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Takes a hard man to eat boiled owl.

Henry Fonda

(1905 – 1982) American film & stage actor

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

Ricky Gervais

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As David Brent in “The Office”

[Fat Anthony’s grand mother]: Monty, did you ever see a face like this.
Monty: No. If I did I’d remember it.

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Monty Capuletti in “Easy Money”

Norm: Hey, Frasier, you’re a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?
Frasier: Apparently it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Cheers”

Room service? … send up a larger room.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes As Otis B. Driftwood in “A Night at the Opera” Hotels Room service

A wed wose. How womantic.

Madeline Kahn

(1942 – 1999) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Lili von Shtupp in “Blazing Saddles” Red rose

Sounds to me like you’ve hit the crackpot!

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

I’m not really a cab driver. I’m just waiting for something better to come along. You know, like death.

Judd Hirsch

(1935 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Alex Reiger in “Taxi”

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Children TV/Movie Quotes Internet

I’m drowning here, and you’re describing the water!

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets”

At first I thought he was walking a dog… then I realized it was his date.

Edith Massey

(1918 – 1984) American actress & singer

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Cuddles Kovinsky in “Polyester”

Mike Stivic: I'm sorry to get you out of bed.
Edith Bunker: Oh that's all right, we was only sleeping.

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family”

I don’t care if he’s rich or poor, fat or thin, as long as he’s rich and thin.

Sean Hayes

(1970 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Jack McFarland on “Will & Grace” Describing his ideal man

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Amnesia As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

The soup sounds good.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As the boarding house guests are eating from “The Old Fashioned Way”

Cliff: Carla made love to a PhD from MIT?
Coach: Hey look you guys, if you can't say it in front of me don't say it at all.

Nicholas Colasanto

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director

TV/Movie Quotes As Ernie ‘Coach’ Pantusso in “Cheers”

What is this? … A center for ants? … (points to a scale model of the new library) How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?

Ben Stiller

(1965 – ) American actor, comedian, screenwriter, director & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Derek “Zoolander” who doesn’t understand the concept of a scale model

Weekly filibooster

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Filibuster

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.

Kim Cattrall

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Samantha Jones in “Sex and the City”

You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.

Jason Alexander

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As George Costanza in “Seinfeld”

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?