Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 20)

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?

Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Bart: A man drink like that and he don’t eat, he is going to die.

Jim: [eagerly] When?

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

I know she's a bit touchy about her age – even though it's not the first time she's turned 40.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Age TV/Movie Quotes

[He’s] as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes

All right, brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
People Self TV/Movie Quotes

I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up.’

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Appearance Hair TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Stamped inedibly on my heart.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Now I too can soar with the beagle.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What is this? … A center for ants? … (points to a scale model of the new library) How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can’t even fit inside the building?

(1965 – ) American actor, comedian, screenwriter, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

So many assholes… so few bullets…

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Look. Last night you felt like a woman and I felt like a man… and that's the kind of thing those people do.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Jack: We are lovers.

Liz: That word bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza”.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?

[Lurch hangs his head.]

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

And God, I promise… no more sex with anybody… unless they really, really, need it.

(1934 – 2010) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

[on his donation of a building] I hereby dedicate this building to… myself.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I could dance with you until the cows come home… on second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

… alligators have the right idea… they eat their young.

(1908 – 1990) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I have an interesting case. I’ m treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I’ m getting paid by eight people.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes