Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 22)

Turkey can never beat cow.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Bebe: You’re even more handsome than the last time I saw you. If I were twenty years older, they couldn’t keep me away from you.

Martin: That’s why I keep this cane.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?

Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.


Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: She should quiet down soon. I gave her enough pain meds to choke a … well, her.
Leonard: And that didn’t bother you?
Howard: Au contraire. It meant that she was gullible and open to a little probing.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe you're only allotted a certain amount of tears per man and I’ve used mine up.

(1965 – ) American actress, model, singer & producer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how's that for freedom of choice?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

You got a very warfed sense of humor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

I've got this boy as fidgety as a bubble dancer with a slow leak.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
TV/Movie Quotes

If a thing is worth having, it’s worth cheating for.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

If convicted [Scooter] Libby could face the following penalties: obstruction of justice: 10 years in prison; making false statements: 5 years; perjury: 4 years; going to jail with the name Scooter: priceless.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Dr Ray Stantz: Hey… Where these stairs go?

Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up!

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

What do they think I am? Dumb or something? Why, I make more money than… than… than Calvin Coolidge! Put together!

(1923 – 1977) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?

Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.

(1968 – 2001) English actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes