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Cliff: Hey Carla, I have a potato that looks like Richard Milhouse Nixon.
Carla: Big deal. Show me one that doesn’t.

Rhea Perlman

(1948 – ) American actress

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes 1-2-3 As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

It doesn’t seem fair, does it Norm … that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.

John Ratzenberger

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur

Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes As Cliff Clavin in “Cheers”

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Entertainment TV/Movie Quotes Singing Torture

Honey… bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!

Alan Alda

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Bob in “Everyone Says I Love You” Wills

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in the film “The Addams Family”

I like children… if they’re properly cooked.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

Children TV/Movie Quotes As Augustus Winterbottom in “Tillie and Gus”

If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Eavesdropping Offensive

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Revenge

But they have one great redeeming feature: their wallets! More capacious than an elephant’s scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on!

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

Norm

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Norm Peterson in “Cheers”

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Clothing TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Archie: … Dragging me off to a moving picture like that, it was absolutely disgusting!
Edith: Well, I’m sorry, Archie. How was I to know? I thought it was a religious picture: Cardinal Knowledge.

Jean Stapleton

(1923 – 2013) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Edith Bunker in “All In the Family” Of the film “Carnal Knowledge”

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier” Gambing

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

Marilyn Monroe

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Sugar in “Some Like It Hot” Conductors

Rachel: Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.
Monica: That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

Courteney Cox

(1964 – ) American actress, producer & director

Cooking Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Monica in “Friends”

I wear my heart on a sleaze.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Sleeve

Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

Jack Nicholson

(1937 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Melvin Udall in “As Good as It Gets”

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here… this is the War Room!

Peter Sellers

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As President Merkin Muffley in “Doctor Strangelove” War room

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Christopher Lloyd

(1938 – ) American actor

Boxing Sports TV/Movie Quotes As Jim Ignatowski in “Taxi”

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you’ll have good luck.
Penny: No, you won’t.

Simon Helberg

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Howard in “the Big Bang Theory”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 22)

Cliff: Hey Carla, I have a potato that looks like Richard Milhouse Nixon.
Carla: Big deal. Show me one that doesn’t.

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

It doesn’t seem fair, does it Norm … that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.

Listen Edith, I know you’re singing, you know you’re singing, but the neighbors may think I’m torturing you.

Honey… bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

I like children… if they’re properly cooked.

If you was eavesdripping, that there is a very defensive thing to do.

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

But they have one great redeeming feature: their wallets! More capacious than an elephant’s scrotum, and just as difficult to get your hands on!

Woody: What do you say to a cold one, Norm?
Norm: See you later, Vera [his wife]; I’m going to Cheers.

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

Archie: … Dragging me off to a moving picture like that, it was absolutely disgusting!
Edith: Well, I’m sorry, Archie. How was I to know? I thought it was a religious picture: Cardinal Knowledge.

I would gladly go but I’ve got my compulsive spending seminar and I’m hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets.

Sugar: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.
Joe: Where did he conduct?
Sugar: On the Baltimore and Ohio.

Rachel: Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.
Monica: That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

I wear my heart on a sleaze.

Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive compulsive disorder, and then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here… this is the War Room!

The ability to witness two men stand toe to toe in the spirit of sportsmanship and pummel each other into insensibility is what separates us from the animals.

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you’ll have good luck.
Penny: No, you won’t.