Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 22)

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

(1971 – ) American actor, director & producer
Autos TV/Movie Quotes

[while filling out an application for Jim] Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?

Jim: Now that’s a tough choice…

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

If you really want something in life you have to work for it; now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

That could be Kelly with her new boyfriend. Take care of him quick, like you do me.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

If you want something done properly… kill Baldrick before you start…

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Eddie: [to Saffy] Oh, darling, Mummy loves you. On the day you were born I knew I wanted you…

Patsy: However, the day after…

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: I asked Dad to get me a bran muffin. You know what he said to me? “What’s the magic word?”
Niles: You’re kidding.
Frasier: He didn’t think it was very amusing when I said, “Rest home!”

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin’ over.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying… skim milk… which is water that’s lying about being milk.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?

Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

These dice are colder than my first wife.

Peter Falk (1927 – 2011) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ooo, she’s so cold, sweetie! I’ll just bet she has her period in cubes.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

With the shape I’m in you could donate my body to science fiction.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.

Bob: Oh, yeah, $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer.

(1934 – 2004) American factor
TV/Movie Quotes

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes Wisdom