Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 23)

Monica Banta: You must be Louie.
Louie De Palma: How did you know my name?
Monica: I only had three people described to me. One was smart, one was good-looking, and one was you.

(1950 – ) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

This place stinks like a pair of armored trousers after the Hundred Years War.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You look like the poster boy for birth control.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I don’date these girls because they’re well-read. I gave one of them a copy of “Farewell to Arms” . She thought it was a diet book.

(1934 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don't even get paid for the stuff they do?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: I just love what you’ve done with your apartment, Mary!

Mary: But I haven’t done anything.

Sue Ann: I know. That took guts!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
TV/Movie Quotes

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Money TV/Movie Quotes

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Rita: Do you ever have déjà vu?

Phil: Didn’t you just ask me that?

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Up the creek without a saddle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Beverly LaSalle: I'm a transvestite.

Edith Bunker: Could've fooled me; you ain't even got no accent.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Somebody… down there… likes me!

(1930 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Now, if you’ll observe, my dear, croquet is a combination of two things: balance, timing, peripheral vision, superb coordination, and a killer’s instinct!

(1930 – ) American actor
Sports TV/Movie Quotes

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Smile, it enhances your face value.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?

Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Honey… bring down a copy of my will… and an eraser!

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes