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We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

Julia Roberts

(1967 – ) American actress & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Shelby in “Steel Magnolias”

Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

Tina Fey

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Liz Lemon in “30 Rock” Oprah

This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact… it’s a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeted throughout; twenty-four hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying ‘This is a Large Crisis.’

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

Problems TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

Kaley Cuoco

(1985 – ) American actress

Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes As Penny in “The Big Bang Theory”

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.
Julia: Just so you know… the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

Dixie Carter

(1939 – 2010) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Julia Sugarbaker in “Designing Women”

Or what, you port-brained twerp?! I’ve looked after you all my life! Even when we were babies, I had to show you which bit of your mother was serving the drinks!

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again…

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix about you… says you stole a jeep up at Headquarters.
Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn’t steal it. No, it’s right outside.

Donald Sutherland

(1935 – ) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Hawkeye Pierce in the film “M*A*S*H”

Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

TV/Movie Quotes As Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation” Mental illness

I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I’d want from her is the hockey scores.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers”

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit.

Dan Aykroyd

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer

Lies TV/Movie Quotes As Elwood in “The Blues Brothers” Bullshit

Incidentally, [Carla] I’ve taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I’ll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint.

Bebe Neuwirth

(1958 – ) American actress, musician & dancer

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane in “Cheers”

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Monogram

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

Gilda Radner

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Endangered species

To you, I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Beliefs God TV/Movie Quotes As Sandy Bates in “Stardust Memories”

I suppose you know you have a wonderful body. I’d like to do it in clay.

Lola Albright

(1925 – ) American singer & actress

Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes As Palmer in “Champion”

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Rickles

I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Allan Felix From “Play It Again Sam”

The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero; you just type in the subject you’re interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 23)

We went skinny dipping and we did things that frightened the fish.

Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact… it’s a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeted throughout; twenty-four hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying ‘This is a Large Crisis.’

Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the Hookers & Whores department.

Allison: Oh, Julia, just so you know, the next time you see your lawyer on company time, it’s going on your record.
Julia: Just so you know… the next time you speak to me in that tone of voice, you’re going to the moon.

Or what, you port-brained twerp?! I’ve looked after you all my life! Even when we were babies, I had to show you which bit of your mother was serving the drinks!

If I wanted you to know what I’m thinking, I’d be talking.

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again…

Oh my God, oh my God! I’ve always wanted to drive to Europe!

Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix about you… says you stole a jeep up at Headquarters.
Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn’t steal it. No, it’s right outside.

Ann: Do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
Ron: I have an uncle who does yoga.

I could get out of prison after twelve years, serve on an all male ship for another four and be dropped on a desert island for another three eating nothing but raw oysters day after day and if one day Diane walked out of the surf naked, all I’d want from her is the hockey scores.

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit.

Incidentally, [Carla] I’ve taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I’ll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint.

Looking at the initials on your monogroom.

What’s all this I hear about endangered feces?

To you, I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

I suppose you know you have a wonderful body. I’d like to do it in clay.

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time – Milton Berlin, Don Trickles.

I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists.

The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero; you just type in the subject you’re interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.