Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 24)

Joe Grant: “You bastard!”
’Rico’ Fardan: Yes sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you sir are a self-made man.

(1924 – 1987) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Room service? … send up a larger room.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

We’ll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Mopy Dick

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I really miss Phyllis. Of course, I never knew her very well. Maybe that helps.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Donuts… is there anything they can't do?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.

(1963 – ) American actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

[Kerry is trying to figure out how to break up with Kyle] Bridget: Just use the line I use when I break up with a guy.

Kerry: “I’m only seventeen, you’ll go to jail”?

(1979 – ) American actress
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character. [and reaches for his gun]

Jim: Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Clams… I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about conserving our natural racehorses?

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You kids are disgusting! Standing around here all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipops.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Children TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life treating you Norm?

Norm: Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It is not true that sex degrades women… if it is any good.

(1965 – ) English comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas; you know, the birth of Santa.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn’t you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.

(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail ‘em too.

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A drinking contest?!? What am I, 12… and at my boyfriend's frat party?!

(1968 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes