Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 25)

You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught.

(1946 – ) American actress & activist
TV/Movie Quotes

This place looks like the inside of a goat’s stomach.

Peter Falk (1927 – 2011) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?

Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.


Insults TV/Movie Quotes

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Meet me down in the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Wake up from your fiestas!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn’t want to own one.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
People TV/Movie Quotes Women

That could be Kelly with her new boyfriend. Take care of him quick, like you do me.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Stop soft soapin’ and trying to deterge the judge!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The upper part, waddya call, the mezzarine.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Laundryette

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Woody: Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early isn’t it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Lady Godiva put everything she had on a horse.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Music TV/Movie Quotes

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.


Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Insurance is like marriage – you pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

(1946 – ) American actor
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes