Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 25)

Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Alright, but stop me at one… make that one-thirty.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Condoleezza Rice made a surprise trip to Iraq on Sunday; also surprised to be in Iraq on Sunday: thousands of U.S. troops who were supposed to be home by Christmas.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

You know, sometimes when I think you’re the shallowest man I’ve ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.

(1961 – ) American actress, comedian & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

It is not true that sex degrades women… if it is any good.

(1965 – ) English comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

That woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Speech TV/Movie Quotes

My brain? … It’s my second favorite organ.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I wear my heart on a sleaze.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut.

(1934 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I just wish once someone would call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

Raj: Do you believe you’re going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?

Howard: Jews don’t have hell. We have acid reflux.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Louie: Mr. Rieger isn’t here right now. Would you like to wait in my office?

Charlotte Reiger: I’d rather be the only woman on a Greek freighter!

(1934 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The mind wobbles.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

A jester unemployed is nobody’s fool.

(1913 – 1987) American actor, singer, dancer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Hat check girl: Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!

Maudie: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Mother Superiority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[To Gomez ] Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

(1963 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Gloria: How come you married Daddy instead of (Freddie Witthauser)?
Edith: Well, I liked being called a “Goddess of Beauty”, but somehow it seemed more permanent when your father called me a dingbat.

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes