Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 27)

If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Norm: I wish I had time for a hobby.
Cliff: Norm, you’ve got time to make your own coal.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Madame Swempski: I don’t like this innuendo.

Groucho: That’s what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

(1919 – 2003) American actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?

Mary Richards: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would've remembered this!

(1936 – 2017) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I'll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Tracy: So what’s your religion, Liz Lemon?

Liz: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Brudder, you got a preposition and that thing will give you a conclusion of the brain.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

That guy is a blackbuster.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You want me to strap her [dead Aunt Edna] to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Farm: A hunk of land on which, if you get up early enough mornings and work late enough nights, you’ll make a fortune – if you strike oil on it.

(1896 – 1988) American actor
Definitions TV/Movie Quotes

Penny: Howard, cow tipping – real or not?

Howard: I’m going to say not. That’s just based on me trying to roll my mom over when she’s snoring.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

[to Sam] When I and everyone else in the world say I love you, we are opening up the very core of our being. When you say it, you’re just clearing your throat.

(1949 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I crap bigger than you!

(1919 – 2006) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
Gomez: Forever!
Morticia: I’ll get them!

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.

Grandma: Even with a chainsaw!


TV/Movie Quotes

Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

(1904 – 1986) English-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Animals Dogs TV/Movie Quotes

Get a man a beer, he drinks for five minutes – show him where they are, he drinks all day.

(1959 – ) Australian actor
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes