Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 27)

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

My father died dancing… on the end of a rope.

(1903 – 1952) American comedian & actor (The Three Stooges)
TV/Movie Quotes

Edina: Patsy went out with Keith Moon, sweetie.

Patsy: Well, I say went out; I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins and Eskimos.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

The defense breasts.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this talk I’ve been hearing about violins on television?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Folks, I’ve just received a special news bulletin: “You have something on your front tooth.”

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Me and your mother ain’t no Duke or Duke-ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?

Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Important announcement: [to campers] Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you’re hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: I thought you were seeing someone.

Carla: His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Operator – give me the number for 911!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

No matter how warm the smile on the face of the Sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: Have you noticed that, uh… somebody in this bar is getting a little loony?

Frasier: Sam, everyone in this bar is on a connecting flight to beyond loony.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

George: She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or “Whose bra is this?”

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

I’m half prostate in the heat.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes