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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish… and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”

Phoebe : Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey : I’d probably kill myself… hey, if little Joey’s dead, big Joey ain’t got not reason to live.

Matt LeBlanc

(1967 – ) American actor & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Joey in “Friends” Impotence

My father drank beer in the morning; later in the day he drank anything.

Deborah Kerr

(1921 – 2007) Scottish-born actress

Alcohol Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Terry McKay in “An Affair to Remember”

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Breath

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?
Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.

Julia Sawalha

Insults TV/Movie Quotes As Saffron in “Absolutely Fabulous”

I’m a Mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.

John Candy

(1950 – 1994) Canadian actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Barf in “Spaceballs”

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

David Hyde Pierce

(1959 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Niles Crane in “Frasier”

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?
Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Cuthbert J. Twillie in “My Little Chickadee” Cards Gambling

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes 1-2-3 As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

Miss Piggy

Muppet character (Frank Oz)

Time TV/Movie Quotes Broken heart

I know she's a bit touchy about her age – even though it's not the first time she's turned 40.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Age TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

Clothing TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

Situations TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Voosa Versa

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Blackadder: You’re fired.
Baldrick: But I’ve been in your family since 1532!
Blackadder: So has syphilis, now get out.

Rowan Atkinson

(1955 – ) English actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Blackadder in “Blackadder”

Hello?… room service… bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.

‘Chico’ Marx

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers

TV/Movie Quotes As Harry Binelli in “Room Service” Ice

[Dana has described seeing a terror dog in her refrigerator]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Peter Venkman in “Ghostbusters”

Rebecca: What should I have done? Strip naked and dance on the tables to “Funky Cold Medina”?
Sam: We could help you rehearse.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers”

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

John Belushi

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician

TV/Movie Quotes As Bluto in “Animal House”

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” Montezuma’s

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 28)

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish… and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.

I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.

Phoebe : Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey : I’d probably kill myself… hey, if little Joey’s dead, big Joey ain’t got not reason to live.

My father drank beer in the morning; later in the day he drank anything.

I'm going to hold my breast until I turn blue.

Edina: God, I hope you’re not inviting that bloody, bullocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken bastard, pig-dog man, are you?
Saffie: You could just say ‘Dad’.

I’m a Mog, half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

Sucker: Is this a game of chance?
Fields: Not the way I play it, no.

Yeah, and I'm the simpleton? Tricking them was as easy as 1-2-C.

Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

I know she's a bit touchy about her age – even though it's not the first time she's turned 40.

Niles and I have decided to donate all your things to charity. We’re donating your clothes to the blind.

Frank: It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.

Voosa Versa

Blackadder: You’re fired.
Baldrick: But I’ve been in your family since 1532!
Blackadder: So has syphilis, now get out.

Hello?… room service… bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.

[Dana has described seeing a terror dog in her refrigerator]
Dr. Peter Venkman: Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

Rebecca: What should I have done? Strip naked and dance on the tables to “Funky Cold Medina”?
Sam: We could help you rehearse.

What? Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!