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Good Lord I can’t believe I’m at a public pool. Why doesn’t someone just directly pee on me?

Megan Mullally

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Karen Walker on “Will & Grace”

Snow always inspires such awe in me. Consider one tiny snowflake, so delicate, so fragile. And yet, let a billion or so come together through the majestic force of nature, and they can really screw up an entire city!

Betty White

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality

TV/Movie Quotes As Sue Ann Nivens in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show” Snow

Order, order! Goddamnit, I said order!

Liam Dunn

(1916 –1976) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Reverend Johnson in “Blazing Saddles”

What lovely girls. How would you like a life of luxury and deceit?

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

Important announcement: [to campers] Some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you’re hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.

Bill Murray

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian

TV/Movie Quotes As Tripper in “Meatballs”

I got nothin’ against mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements People TV/Movie Quotes Mankind

A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast.

George Peppard

(1928 – 1994) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”

I’m sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn’t that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear”

You can have all the money in the world, but there’s one thing you will never have… a dinosaur.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Money TV/Movie Quotes

Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

Ron Livingston

(1967 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes Work As Peter Gibbons in “Office Space”

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Element

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

Ted Danson

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

Love TV/Movie Quotes As Sam Malone in “Cheers” Indifference

Never play in a rigged game, unless you rig it yourself.

James Garner

(1928 – 2014) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Bret Maverick in “Maverick”

President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs.

Tina Fey

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

Places TV/Movie Quotes India

Amazing tradition. They throw a great party for you on the one day they know you can’t come.

Jeff Goldblum

(1952 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Michael Gold in “The Big Chill” Funerals

Many a man's lost his best friend by marrying her.

Buddy Ebsen

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

Marriage TV/Movie Quotes As Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies”

Uhh. It smells like a skunk that came out of the ass of another skunk.

Ray Romano

(1957 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & screenwriter

TV/Movie Quotes As Ray Barone in “Everybody Loves Raymond” Smell

I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

Kelsey Grammer

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Frasier Crane in “Frasier”

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Peter Graves

(1926 – 2010) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Captain Oveur in “Airplane!”

[after Raymond sees Deborah crying all alone]: Do you cry because I’m stupid?
Deborah: No, I eat ice cream because you are stupid.

Patricia Heaton

(1958 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”