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If that dress had pockets, you’d look like a pool table.

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Morticia: You have gone too far. You have married Fester. You have destroyed his spirit. You have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…
Debbie: What?
Morticia: Pastels?

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Any time you got nothing to do, and lots of time to do it… come on up.

Mae West

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

TV/Movie Quotes As Flower Belle Lee in “My Little Chickadee”

Gomez: [helping Morticia out of a torture device] Leather straps… red-hot pokers…
Morticia: Later, my dearest.

Angelica Huston

(1951 – ) American actress & director

TV/Movie Quotes As Morticia Addams in “Addams Family Values”

Is that a ten-gallon hat [resting on a cowboy's lap] or are you just enjoying the show?

Madeline Kahn

(1942 – 1999) American actress

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Lili von Shtupp in “Blazing Saddles” From "Blazing Saddles" Hats

I asked this Northern woman, “Where are ya’ll from?” And she said, “I’m from a place where we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.” So I said, “Okay, where are ya’ll from, bitch?”

Jean Smart

(1951 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Charlene in “Designing Women”

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Roy Scheider

(1932 – 2008) American stage & film actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Sheriff Brody in “Jaws” Upon seeing the shark for the first time

So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thornton Melon in “Back to School”

Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.

Nick Offerman

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter

Activities TV/Movie Quotes As Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation” On bowling

My brain? … It’s my second favorite organ.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes As Miles Monroe in “Sleeper” Brain Organ

Maude: That man had charisma!
Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don’t want to.

Lisa Kudrow

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer

TV/Movie Quotes As Phoebe in “Friends”

Sally Jessy Raphael: So, you claim that your son was brainwashed by voodoo witch doctors and forced to recruit others? Let’s take a call.
Gomez: Hello, Sally?
Sally Jessy Raphael: [frustrated] Mr. Addams, please stop calling! We do not know where they meet!

Sally Jessy Raphael

(1935 – ) American talk show host

TV/Movie Quotes As herself in the film “The Addams Family”

Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily.

George Peppard

(1928 – 1994) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Thomas Banacek in “Banacek”

Penny: Aw honey, the buses don’t go where you live do they?

Kaley Cuoco

(1985 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Penny in “The Big Bang Theory”

Marge, your cooking only has two moves: Shake and Bake.

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Cooking TV/Movie Quotes

Grace Fielding: Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Bellows. I didn’t recognize you in this bad light.
S.B. Bellows: Ah, everybody seems to see me in a bad light.

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As S.B. Bellows in “The Big Broadcast of 1938”

This week British Prime Minister Tony Blair was re-elected to a record-setting third term as George Bush’s bitch.

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

TV/Movie Quotes Tony Blair

You know those cute little Japanese dolls that you rub on the belly for luck? … I’m taking one out to dinner tonight.

Jack Soo

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Nick Yemana in “Barney Miller”

Maude Findlay: Walter, if you don’t want my daughter and my only grandchild living here with us just tell me.
Walter Findlay: And…?
Maude: And I’ll rip your heart out.

Bea Arthur

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer

TV/Movie Quotes As Maude Findlay in “Maude”

Aah beer, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.