Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 29)

I've been things and seen places.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: You have gone too far. You have married Fester. You have destroyed his spirit. You have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie…
Debbie: What?
Morticia: Pastels?

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Incidentally, [Carla] I’ve taken your little wisecracks for a few years now, you hideous gargoyle, and if you ever open that gateway to hell you call a mouth in my direction again, I’ll snap off your extremities like dead branches and feed them to you at gunpoint.

(1958 – ) American actress, musician & dancer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

You’d play me chess, about which I don’t even know how to deal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve decided to make Grammy Moon’s famous sheep’s head stew. Don’t worry, the name’s a bit misleading – it’s actually more of a soup.

(1961 – ) English actress, model, producer, comedian, singer & dancer
Cooking Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Quoth the raven, Demi Moore.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Dig a hole in the ground and throw away the key.

(1971 – ) American actress
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Why y’all duded up lookin’ like Errol Slim?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The Bible, if ya read it you’d know; it’s right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like a million tonight… but one at a time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Waiter, will you serve the nuts? I mean, will you serve the guests the nuts?

(1905 – 1993) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

That poor girl… Lurch, was she in there before you baked?

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker?

Fred: I’m calling you ugly, I could push our face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Boys?

Wednesday: Homicide.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the world’s your gynecologist.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
TV/Movie Quotes

I really must go. I’m hosting a seminar on multiple personality disorders and it takes me forever to fill out the name tags.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Alex Rieger: Jim, when are you finally going to have some pride and stand up for yourself?

Jim: August!

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes