Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 3)

Morticia: Think of Romeo and Juliet.
Gomez: They died!
Morticia: Oh, but what fun they had those last three days.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

The man ain’t got a regleamin’ feature.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

[of her husband Frank] He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of our wedding night.

(1925) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Al: Anything for dinner, Peg?

Peg: Get a wife!

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

Pugsley: We're not shy!

Wednesday: We're contagious.

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Tonight, I become a lesbian.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Lemon merinj pie.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Animals Dogs TV/Movie Quotes

[to campers] Attention. Here’s an update on tonight’s dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight’s mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed “some kind of beef.”

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Remember Danny, two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Weekly filibooster

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.

Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush at the White House this week. Bono urged the president to help the world’s poor; Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Time to cleanse my palette – I’m gonna get a beer.

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: What’s going down, Normie?

Norm: My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Daddy, you know I haven't worn pantyhose since I was seven.

(1971 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Wayne Carter: Aren’t you forgetting that you’re married?

Flower Belle: I’m doin’ my best.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes