Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 3)

Coach: Beer, Normie?

Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

It’s so simple to be wise… just thing of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes Wisdom

Ooo, she’s so cold, sweetie! I’ll just bet she has her period in cubes.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

[At the beginning of the evening] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

This is a crisis, a large crisis. In fact… it’s a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeted throughout; twenty-four hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying ‘This is a Large Crisis.’

(1955 – ) English actor
Problems TV/Movie Quotes

I don’date these girls because they’re well-read. I gave one of them a copy of “Farewell to Arms” . She thought it was a diet book.

(1934 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You got a very warfed sense of humor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Anything happens to my daughter, I got a. 45 and a shovel; I doubt anybody would miss you.

(1940 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

(1892 –1957) American comic actor (of Laurel & Hardy)
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

During an interview Condoleezza Rice describes her stance on abortion as ‘mildly pro-choice,’ which means she would support abortion, except in cases where the mother is pregnant.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day, you’ll have good luck.

Penny: No, you won’t.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here… this is the War Room!

(1925 – 1980) British comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

May I say Penny, not a lot of women could look as hot as you do with such greasy hair.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Too long they’ve been gettin’ the short end of the totem pole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

cartoon character in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (Kathleen Turner)
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Uggh, the devil farts in my face once again…

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

These dice are colder than my first wife.

Peter Falk (1927 – 2011) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

And God, I promise… no more sex with anybody… unless they really, really, need it.

(1934 – 2010) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

You’re as pretty as any of them… you just need a nose job.

(1949 – ) American actor, comedian & writer
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes