Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 3)

Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.

(1970 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Women your age are more likely to be mauled at the zoo than get married.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Age Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

First reporter: Say, do you know anything about electricity?

S.B. Bellows: My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at State Prison.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.

(1958 – ) American actor & producer
Entertainment Television TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: I’m just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what’s your point?

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Remember when I told you that there was something about Josh that I couldn’t put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it.

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Dad, the odds of me knowing the score to the Mariners game is about the same as you knowing the score to Pacific Overtures.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
Self TV/Movie Quotes

Getting married is like buying a new horse, or going into a strange saloon.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

(1985 – ) American actress, singer & model
TV/Movie Quotes

[on his donation of a building] I hereby dedicate this building to… myself.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

My dreams have been shattered into shards of a broken dream.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Lou: Ted, just-just skip to the finish of the dream. Tell us how it ended.

Ted: Oh like all my dreams end, with Marlo Thomas and Winston Churchill applauding me.

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?

Morticia: It has to be damp.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: I have impossibly high standards for a woman.

Norm: Yeah, she has to like you.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

“Do you know who I used to be?”

(1915 – 1977) American actor of stage and screen
TV/Movie Quotes

Greg, Honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

(1953 – ) American model & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Look. Last night you felt like a woman and I felt like a man… and that's the kind of thing those people do.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!

(1955 – ) English actor
Life Problems TV/Movie Quotes