Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 3)

Dana Barrett: That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.

Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Umbiblical cord

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You want me to strap her [dead Aunt Edna] to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You sit there like you’re in a comma.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Ed: [to Mitch] That was flirting.
Mitch: No, that was… politeness. That was “have a pleasant and restful evening.”
Ed: No, that was “I like your ass. Can I wear it as a hat?”

(1949 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I was in analysis for years and nothing happened. My poor analyst got so frustrated, the guy finally put in a salad bar.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Health TV/Movie Quotes

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

(1941 – 2012) American bass guitarist, musician, record producer & songwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What’s going on?
Rumack: I’m not sure. I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Lulubelle, it’s you! I didn’t recognize you standing up.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

My father drank beer in the morning; later in the day he drank anything.

(1921 – 2007) Scottish-born actress
Alcohol Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Bernadette: Yeah, it’s your third date, maybe you could go more sexy.
Amy: Well, some people think the sexiest organ is the brain.
Penny: No one ever bought me drinks at a bar because my brain just popped out of my shirt.

(1985 – ) American actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

All these guys with six pack abs, and I'm the only one with a keg.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

I’d give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Education School TV/Movie Quotes