Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 30)

Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
TV/Movie Quotes

Order, order! Goddamnit, I said order!

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual “food” out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.ating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Hey, Norm: What’s up?

Norm: My blood-alcohol level.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Transflusions

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

President Bush and the Indian prime minister agreed Thursday on a landmark nuclear energy agreement in which the U.S. would share its nuclear know-how and fuel with India. And, in exchange, India would take all our jobs.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Places TV/Movie Quotes

Next to Sammy’s life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle’s life, my life has always appeared dull.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

When I'm good I'm very, very good… but when I'm bad, I'm better.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

The scariest words of my childhood were: “Your father needs your help in the basement.”

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I’ll even bring home a whole maggot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re a disgrace to depression.

(1937 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Do you think that suppository is gonna be safe from me there, Edith?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Health Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Oh, why can’t we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean… flee to my lodge in the hills.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

(1963 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & film producer
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

[The dancer in the cake doesn’t pop out.] Gomez: Was she in the cake before you baked it?

[Lurch hangs his head.]

(1940 – 1994) Puerto Rican actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Mary: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.

Rhoda: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

(1939 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes