Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 31)

Waiter: Would you like to have anything before lunch?
Chico: Yes, breakfast.

(1887 – 1961) comedian, actor & member of the Marx Brothers
Eating Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Dr. Beeper: I thought you’d be the man to beat this year.

Ty Webb: I guess you’ll just have to keep beating yourself.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
Golf TV/Movie Quotes

[to his now-fat ex-wife, at their daughter’s wedding] Remember, you haven’t lost a daughter – you’ve gained a ton.

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

A man does what he has to do… if he can’t get out of it.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Girl Scout: I'll tell you what – I'll buy a cup [of lemonade] if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

(1980 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

South Dakota Gov. Mike Rounds on Monday signed legislation banning almost all abortions in the state; as a result, South Dakota is changing its motto from ‘Under God, the People Rule’ to ‘You should have thought of that before prom.’

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

I’m sympathizing my watch with yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We're on a mission from God.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Appearance Body TV/Movie Quotes

I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at storks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

By the way, I faked every orgasm!

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I have a great new motivation technique, it is donuts, and the possibility of more donuts.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

George: She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
George: That or “Whose bra is this?”

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Family TV/Movie Quotes

I crap bigger than you!

(1919 – 2006) American actor
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

The only other person I’ve apologized to is my mother and that was court ordered.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes