Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 32)

Buenos nachos.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

I think I've figured this balloon thing out, Marge. It can go up and down, but not side to side or back in time.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Things TV/Movie Quotes

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Phoebe: Today is Mike and my one year anniversary.
Rachel: Oh! What’s it the anniversary of? Your first date? Your first kiss? The first time you had sex?
Phoebe: Yeah.

(1963 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Your words roll off me like water off a duck's quack.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Peerless Pauline: I’ve waited so long to find someone like you.

J. Cheever Loophole: Oh, someone like me, I’m not good enough for you, eh?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Somebody… down there… likes me!

(1930 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Thornton Melon: Look, I’m throwing a little party in our room tonight, and you’d better be there.
Diane: Oh, I’m sorry. I have a date with Philip tonight.
Melon: [groans] Bring him along! We may run outta ice.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s irrevelant.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

(1904 – 2000) English actor, director & producer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

If convicted [Scooter] Libby could face the following penalties: obstruction of justice: 10 years in prison; making false statements: 5 years; perjury: 4 years; going to jail with the name Scooter: priceless.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

[of her husband Frank] He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of our wedding night.

(1925) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me, they’re thinking, “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.”

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

(1954 – ) American actress & singer-songwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes Women

Look how she moves… it’s like Jell-O on springs!

(1925 – 2001) actor & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right… and that’s what deathbeds are for.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today – you run over a small child or something?

(1931 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates – hoping to hit the jackpot; but mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

(1965 – ) American actress, model, singer & producer
TV/Movie Quotes