Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 32)

That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory… and he won't get to come.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

That’s OK, we can walk to the curb from here.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Hey, for your information, people of our generation think sex is a private thing. And I still think that’s a pretty healthy way of looking at it. Sex is something between you and the person you’re doing it to!

(1940 – 2018) English-American actor & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

(1936 – ) American actor, director & screenwriter
TV/Movie Quotes

Boris: If, by some mistake, I’m not killed tomorrow, would you marry me?

Sonja: What do you think the odds are?

1946 – ) American film actress, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s in an upward spinal.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Occupations TV/Movie Quotes

Wearing a Yamaha

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Utrilities

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

[while filling out an application for Jim] Bobby: Mental illness or narcotic addiction?

Jim: Now that’s a tough choice…

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Halley Reed: He wants to produce something of mine.

Clifford Stern: Yeah, your first child.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That would be as hard as finding a piece of hay in an incredibly large stack of needles.

(1955 – ) English actor
TV/Movie Quotes

[En route to Japan] Suzanne: And I’ll tell you something else. I am not eating octopus, walking around in my stocking feet, or takin’ a bath with my neighbors no matter what those little people say.

Julia: It’s always stimulating to travel with the international voice of racism.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

My father drank beer in the morning; later in the day he drank anything.

(1921 – 2007) Scottish-born actress
Alcohol Beer Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Oh no, Mom has Indonesia!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

At first I thought he was walking a dog… then I realized it was his date.

(1918 – 1984) American actress & singer
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes