Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 33)

Alex Rieger: It’s so quiet up here you can hear yourself think.

Jim: I don’t hear anything.

(1938 – ) American actor
Intelligence Thinking TV/Movie Quotes

Diane: This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.

Carla: Meet her this morning?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Elle: Did you see him? He’s probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.

(1961 – ) American actress & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Ain’t no use running, fool! I know where your mama parks your house!

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & skateboarder
TV/Movie Quotes

Though the hippopotamus has no sting, the wise man would prefer to be sat upon by the bee.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Superiorority

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Would you die for me?

Uncle Fester: Yes.

Debbie Jellinsky: Promise?

(1962 – ) American film actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Cliff: Carla made love to a PhD from MIT?

Coach: Hey look you guys, if you can't say it in front of me don't say it at all.

(1924 – 1985) American actor & television director
TV/Movie Quotes

He looks so sweet… just like a little entrée.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

Mary Jo: We think that your friend, Monette might be practicing the oldest profession.

Charlene: You think that Monette is a carpenter?

(1951 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Young Bridesmaid: What's bonking?

Scarlett: Well, it's kinda like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.

(1968 – 2001) English actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: There are three types of women I don’t get involved with: married, underaged and comatose.

Norm: [to Cliff] He’s added one.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Weekly filibooster

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Marry me and I’ll never look at another horse!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Debbie Jellinsky: These Addams men, where do you find them?

Morticia: It has to be damp.

(1951 – ) American actress & director
TV/Movie Quotes

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?
Edina: I shall drink water.
Patsy: [Blank look]
Edina: It’s a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

I saw a twinkle in her eye I have not seen since the neighbor children discovered our new electric fence.

(1959 – ) American actor
Emotions TV/Movie Quotes

I'm not a bath man myself; more of a cologne man.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes