Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 33)

Frasier: You’re not alone.

Agoraphobe: But I AM alone!

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Maude: When he says wife, he means possession.
Walter: So what, Maude? You told me a hundred times you want to be possessed.
Maude: Walter Findlay, I never said that standing up and you know it.

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Perform sex? Uh, uh, I don’t think I’m up to a performance, but I’ll rehearse with you, if you like.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

What lovely girls. How would you like a life of luxury and deceit?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Internet – they have that on computers now?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Oscar Madison: I got, uh, brown sandwiches and, uh, green sandwiches. Which one do you want?
Murray: What’s the green?
Oscar Madison: It’s either very new cheese or very old meat.

(1920 – 2000) American actor
Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Chandler: You guys all have goals, you all have dreams. I don’t have a dream.

Ross: Ah, the lesser known ‘I don’t have a dream’ speech. 


(1966 – ) American actor, director, producer & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

Howard Johnson: Y’know, Nietzsche says: “Out of chaos comes order.”

Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard.

(1930 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Archie Bunker: Here’s something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.
Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas; how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Situations TV/Movie Quotes

[Leonard & Alice are kissing] Leonard: Damn it, I can’t. I can’t do this.

Alice: Is it my tongue stud? ‘Cause if that freaks you out, you’re in for a real surprise later on.

(1978 – ) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

We can hike anytime; this is our chance to see cars driving.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Activities TV/Movie Quotes

Frasier: I’m having a young lady over on Friday night. I was hoping that maybe you could take Dad out for me.
Niles: Oh, I wish you’d said Saturday.
Frasier: Why? You have plans Friday?
Niles: No, I have plans Saturday.

(1959 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

It’s evaporooted a little bit there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast – I’m leaving.

(1916 –1976) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
TV/Movie Quotes Work

Suzanne: Where are our seats?

Julia: I don’t know. If history teaches us anything, mine will be next to a baby who smokes.

(1939 – 2010) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer
Problems TV/Movie Quotes

Paul: Would somebody like to listen to my announcement?

[his daughter Kerry: Switched at birth. Please say I was switched at birth.

(1979 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes