Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 34)

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cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Tony: You mean, they didn’t tell you they were going to tear down your apartment building?

Jim: Well, you put up with a few minor inconveniences when you live in a condemned building.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

You want me to strap her [dead Aunt Edna] to the hood? She’ll be fine. It’s not as if it’s going to rain or something.

(1943 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

V-D Day

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Lou: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.

Ted: Cue cards, Lou. I don’t know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.

Murray: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Monica: Okay, everybody. Relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.

(1969 – ) Canadian-American actor
Dating Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

Sam: How’s life in the fast lane?

Norm: Beats me, I can’t find the on ramp.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
Life TV/Movie Quotes

Archie Bunker: Here’s something we can see in Disney World. They got an all bear band.
Edith Bunker: They got a naked band at Disney World?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

It doesn’t seem fair, does it Norm … that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddlebag with eyes!

(1948 – ) comedian, actor, writer, producer & film director
TV/Movie Quotes

I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But once in a while can’t you choose someone else?

(1935 – ) Israeli theatrical & film performer & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.

(1958 – ) American actor, screenwriter, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I’ve noticed that you’re always last.
John Winger: I’m pacing myself, Sergeant.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam, if brains were money you’d have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.

(1949 – ) American actress
Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Uncle Fester: Haven't you ever slaughtered anyone before?
Wednesday: He's only a child.
Uncle Fester: That's no excuse! Aim for a major artery. The jugular.

(1938 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord may be smilin’ on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

Wearing a Yamaha

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci’d and dragged in.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

At the dedication of his Presidential Library, George W. Bush said it’s long been his dream to build a building for teenagers to drink behind.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes