Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 35)

The Great Man: [Suffering from a hangover] Somebody put too many olives in my martini last night!

Stewardess: Should I get you a Bromo?

The Great Man: No, I couldn’t stand the noise!

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
TV/Movie Quotes

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.

Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A woman should cleave into her husband… right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

(1967 – ) American actor & producer
Relationships TV/Movie Quotes

The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author
Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes

Louie: Do you know what the difference is between people like you and people like me, Nardo?

Alex: Yeah, two million years of evolution.

(1935 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Leonard: I’m just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what’s your point?

(1973 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.

(1957 – ) American comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Never cry over spilled milk; it could’ve been whiskey.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.

(1942 – ) American actor, director, & musician
TV/Movie Quotes

[Sam and Diane are fighting… yet again] Carla: Oh, now why would I want to miss this? Yet another episode of The Young and the Chestless?

(1948 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Sue Ann: Lou called me last night. I think he may have been drinking.

Mary: What makes you say that?

Murray: He called her, didn’t he?

(1931 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve just been handed a bulletin: “You have something on your front tooth!”

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Characteristics TV/Movie Quotes

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Communication Speech TV/Movie Quotes

[on his donation of a building] I hereby dedicate this building to… myself.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Danny, I’m having a party this weekend; … how would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

(1923 – 1986) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Miss. Mabel Jellyman: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Maudie Triplett: I don’t know, but it saves an awful lot of time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge, darling?

(1958 – ) English comedian, screenwriter & actress
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes