Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 35)

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence; ya know, fourscore and seven years ago.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Rebecca: What should I have done? Strip naked and dance on the tables to “Funky Cold Medina”?

Sam: We could help you rehearse.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

Jerry: You seem distant.

Samantha: Distant? You're still in me.

(1956 – ) English-Canadian actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I have to go now. I’m having an old friend for dinner.

(1937 – ) Welsh actor & composer
TV/Movie Quotes

If women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy.

(1945 – ) Canadian comedian & actor
People TV/Movie Quotes Women

Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything… You know, like “maternal” or “addiction.”

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
TV/Movie Quotes

Gregory: Rose, I love you and I… I want to be married to you.
Rose: Gregory, You are married to me.
Gregory: Uh… that’s right!

(1942 – ) American singer-songwriter, actress, writer, film producer & director
Marriage TV/Movie Quotes

If you ever need someone to drink with, I’ll drink with you. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, I’ll drink with you. I guess what I’m trying to say is: I love to drink!

(1958 – ) American actress & singer
Alcohol TV/Movie Quotes

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

(1904 – 1986) English-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced.

Monica: No, you go after them five minutes before they get married…

(1964 – ) American actress, producer & director
TV/Movie Quotes

What are we all here, the Norman Cravernacle Choir?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

(1970 – ) American actor, writer & carpenter
Animals Dogs TV/Movie Quotes

Paul: Would somebody like to listen to my announcement?

[his daughter Kerry: Switched at birth. Please say I was switched at birth.

(1979 – ) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

What’s all this fuss I’ve been hearing about an eagle rights amendment?’

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes