Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 36)

Morticia: Think of Romeo and Juliet.
Gomez: They died!
Morticia: Oh, but what fun they had those last three days.

(1930 – 1983) American actress
TV/Movie Quotes

What lovely girls. How would you like a life of luxury and deceit?

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

cartoon character in, The Simpsons (Harry Shearer)
Money TV/Movie Quotes

Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
TV/Movie Quotes

[At the beginning of the evening] In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

(1967 – ) American actress & producer
TV/Movie Quotes

(Paul is licking wedding invitation envelopes) Jamie Buchman: How are you holding up?
Paul Buchman: Well, if I had two more tongues, I’d be the happiest person on Earth.
Jamie Buchman: (lights a cigarette) Second happiest.

(1963 – ) American actress, film director & screenwriter
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin’ over.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

(1932 – 2008) American stage & film actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sergeant Hulka: Soldier, I’ve noticed that you’re always last.
John Winger: I’m pacing myself, Sergeant.

(1950 – ) American actor & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

Up the creek in a boat with a hole.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Mixed metaphors TV/Movie Quotes

Coach: What’s going on, Norm?

Norm: Science is seeking a cure for thirst and I happen to be the guinea pig.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

I’ll see you at the opera tonight. I’ll hold your seat till you get there. After you get there you’re on your own.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Stupidity TV/Movie Quotes

Will you describe the [stolen] car, please? Black fenders, silver doors, green hood, polka-dot seat covers, monkey-fur dashboard… maybe it wasn’t stolen; maybe it ran away.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something – not Diane… well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.

(1955 – ) American actor, comedian, producer, director & singer
TV/Movie Quotes

[After the mob on horseback encounters a toll booth] Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor
TV/Movie Quotes

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report… run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
TV/Movie Quotes

The man ain’t got a regleamin’ feature.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Kelly: Topeka! I have found it!
Peggy: I don’t think you mean “Topeka.”
Kelly: Oh yeah. Urethra! I have found it!

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes