Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 36)

Certainly I’m innocent, Edith… but of what?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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I’ll have what she’s having.

(1914 – 2008) American actress & singer
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

A man does what he has to do… if he can’t get out of it.

(1928 – 2014) American actor
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Phillip: That’s the face I’ve been looking for.
Diane: Sorry, I’m still using it. I could let you visit it on weekends.

(1949 – ) American actress
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I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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The defense breasts.

(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Norm: I wish I had time for a hobby.
Cliff: Norm, you’ve got time to make your own coal.

(1947 – ) American actor & entrepreneur
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Woody, next time you order beer, be more specific than “lots.”

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer
Beer TV/Movie Quotes

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I must run like the stocking.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Maybe I’d like to run around the house my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

We Romans are rich. We’ve got a lot of gods. We’ve got a god for everything. The only thing we don’t have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that’s coming quickly.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer
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V-D Day

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Howard: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Howard: So there is a number.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
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We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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Sue Ann: Mary, you’ve been in my bedroom before, haven’t you?

Mary: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would’ve remembered this!

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
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[after sex with the monster] Oh, where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the boys to boast and brag.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
Sex TV/Movie Quotes

Rachel: Thank you for my beautiful earrings, they’re perfect. I love you.
Ross: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Rachel: Now I love you even more.

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer
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We hold these semi-animal meetings.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes

Morticia: Where are we?

Grandma: It looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

(1952 – ) American actress
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George: I should get to sleep with Elaine. That’s the only way to punish you.

Jerry: That doesn’t punish me. That punishes Elaine.

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
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