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You seem nervous. I could give you something for that. Ah, but you know what? I’m not supposed to have sex with my patients.

Chris Parnell

(1967 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Leo Spaceman in “30 Rock”

The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.

Joanna Lumley

(1946 – ) English actress, model & author

Alcohol Food/Drink TV/Movie Quotes As Patsy in “Absolutely Fabulous”

Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

Homer Simpson

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

W.C. Fields

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

TV/Movie Quotes After Baby Albert splashed soup over him in “The Old Fashioned Way”

It’s a point or setter plant.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Poinsettia

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

Lynn Redgrave

(1943 – 2010) English actress

God Life TV/Movie Quotes As Georgy in “Georgy Girl” Humor

Madame Swempski: I don’t like this innuendo.
Groucho: That’s what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Groucho Marx

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

TV/Movie Quotes In “Monkey Business” Innuendo

I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

Woody Allen

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Sex TV/Movie Quotes From the movie "Manhattan" Orgasms

Transflusions

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Malaprops TV/Movie Quotes Transfusions

[Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]: I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.
Debra Barone: I wouldn’t worry – it’s not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.

Patricia Heaton

(1958 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Debra in “Everybody Loves Raymond”

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Accupuncture

Ed: You want to take a dinghy?
Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Lt. Frank Drebin in “Police Squad”

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Cleavon Little

(1939 – 1992) American stage, film & television actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Bart in “Blazing Saddles” Shocks the townsfolk by reaching into his pants only to pull out a piece of paper

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

Jennifer Aniston

(1969 – ) American actress, film director & producer

Animals Cats TV/Movie Quotes As Rachel in “Friends”

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

Government Military TV/Movie Quotes

You know those cute little Japanese dolls that you rub on the belly for luck? … I’m taking one out to dinner tonight.

Jack Soo

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Nick Yemana in “Barney Miller”

Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious?
Dr. Rumack I am serious… and don’t all me Shirley.

Leslie Nielsen

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Dr. Rumack in “Airplane!”

I really miss Phyllis. Of course, I never knew her very well. Maybe that helps.

Georgia Engel

(1948 – ) American actress

TV/Movie Quotes As Georgette Franklin in “The Mary Tyer Moore Show”

Peg, this is your birthday, please don’t make me kill you!

Ed O’Neill

(1946 – ) American actor

TV/Movie Quotes As Al Bundy in “Married With Children” Birthdays

One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar… I thought it was terrible wine.

Amy Poehler

(1971 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer

TV/Movie Quotes As Leslie Knope in “Parks and Recreation”

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Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 36)

You seem nervous. I could give you something for that. Ah, but you know what? I’m not supposed to have sex with my patients.

The last mosquito that bit me had to book in to the Betty Ford clinic.

Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

I don’t know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

It’s a point or setter plant.

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

Madame Swempski: I don’t like this innuendo.
Groucho: That’s what I always say: love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

Transflusions

[Ray has hurt his back and is in bed with Debra]: I guess I am going to be out of commission for a while.
Debra Barone: I wouldn’t worry – it’s not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush.

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?

Ed: You want to take a dinghy?
Drebin: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

Excuse me while I whip this out.

How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?

It was announced Thursday that the Army will allow recruits to sign up for just 15 months of active duty; if that doesn’t work, the military will try renaming Iraq ‘Super Cancun.’

You know those cute little Japanese dolls that you rub on the belly for luck? … I’m taking one out to dinner tonight.

Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be serious?
Dr. Rumack I am serious… and don’t all me Shirley.

I really miss Phyllis. Of course, I never knew her very well. Maybe that helps.

Peg, this is your birthday, please don’t make me kill you!

One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar… I thought it was terrible wine.