Subject: TV/Movie Quotes (Page 37)

Dana Barrett: [as The Gatekeeper] I want you inside me.

Dr. Peter Venkman: [referring to her radical change in personality] It sounds like you’ve got at least two or three people in there already.

(1949 – ) American actress

The trees are so fer apart the woodpeckers got to tote their lunch.

(1902 – 1973) American actress

Ellen Griswold: Gee Cath, looks like you really got your hands full.

Catherine: Oh, it’s not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.

(1951 – ) American actress

Leonard: They’re gonna get beaten up at that club.

Penny: They’re gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.

(1985 – ) American actress

Diane: I thought you were seeing someone.

Carla: His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.

(1948 – ) American actress

Still fighting mental health, eh, Archie?

(1922 – 2009) American actress & singer

If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

(1961 – ) English comedian, actor, director, producer & writer

Vivian: Nice outfit.

Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

(1976 – ) American actress & producer

Nice boy… but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Truvy: You are playin’hard to get!
Clairee: At her age, she should be playin’beat the clock.

(1931 – ) American actress

The Lord descend down a thundervolt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Basically you're saying marriage is just a way of getting out of an embarrassing pause in conversation.

(1960 – ) English actor

Coach: Beer, Normie?

Norm: Coach: I don’t know. I’ll have one next week… what the heck, I’m young.

George Wendt (1948 – ) American actor

What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

cartoon character in, The Simpsons (Harry Shearer)

Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

(1943 – ) English comedian, writer, television host & actor

Gomez: Children, why do you hate the baby?
Pugsley: We don't hate him. We just wanna play with him.
Wednesday: Especially his head.

(1980 – ) American actress

Yeah, we’re really sick, Mom! I think we have Monte Cristo’s Revenge!

(1971 – ) American actress

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?

(1923 – 1986) American actor

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.

(1958 – ) American actor, screenwriter, director & producer